#1 2008-06-18 12:21:05
"She's very lovable and though she's not a human, she can act like a real girlfriend."
At 15 inches tall, I'm thinking there would be a dimension missing from our relationship. Kinda like Peter Pan and Tinkerbell.
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#2 2008-06-18 13:14:10
Well, you could have fun with her once. Just once.
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#4 2008-06-18 21:14:56
That's it! The world is officially too fucking pathetic for me to even care anymore.
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#5 2008-06-18 21:36:21
pALEPHx wrote:
Well, you could have fun with her once. Just once.
Well, I suppose you could wrap her with duct tape, like a hamster, before you fuck her. That way she wouldn't pop. Course, semen might shoot out her nose.
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