This is sorta funny and sorta not (and I may have related this anecdote before; can't remember):  About twenty or more years ago, I was driving home from work on a little country road, and I drove past a gorgeous man striding up the road, shirtless, in tight jeans...

...and carrying a basket of folded laundry.

I 'bout drove the car up a telephone pole like a reverse of some idiotic New Yorker cartoon from the 50's.  All these years later I can still recall that image with perfect clarity.

...BRB

sofaking wrote:

George Orr wrote:

This is sorta funny and sorta not (and I may have related this anecdote before; can't remember):  About twenty or more years ago, I was driving home from work on a little country road, and I drove past a gorgeous man striding up the road, shirtless, in tight jeans...

...and carrying a basket of folded laundry.

I 'bout drove the car up a telephone pole like a reverse of some idiotic New Yorker cartoon from the 50's.  All these years later I can still recall that image with perfect clarity.

...BRB

I woulda stopped and shouted, "YOU'RE HIRED! GET IN THE CAR!".

I was hoping to find a little half naked Indian man carrying laundry, but found this instead. Have fun with it ladies (and 'mo's). I must delete it immediately off of my computer because my hard drive smells like ass now.



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Much like the video below, I need a story. And a book with guys doing laundry just wouldn't do it for me (and yes, I get that its not a "real" book) all I would think about it how they were just doing it wrong and I might as well just do it myself (cleaning, that is).

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/e5357b … standupfan

choad wrote:

kim wrote:

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/e5357b … standupfan

Wait a second. When did elaborate seduction narratives become a female thing?

That stand-up was deeply unfunny.  But it is true that women seem to need a lot of setup for their sexual fantasies (see:  Anne Rice and/or any bodice ripper novel found in the Wal-Mart bargain bin). 

I generally give that nonsense a pass, since it's just too much mental effort to come up with a plotline that explains how Jake Gyllenhaal, Josh Holloway et al. wound up chained to the pipes in my basement.

phoQ wrote:

choad wrote:

Wait a second. When did elaborate seduction narratives become a female thing?

I’d guess at least sometime by the 18th century.  Conversely, I have talked to several men for whom masturbation was a purely mechanical process with no fantasy involved.

Ok, some guys can lean against a dumpster and rub one out into a chunk style penis butter and smelly sandwich. Awright, suit yourself. Make it a flesh light, I don't care. We're not all built like that.

phoQ wrote:

choad wrote:

We're not all built like that.

I’m not either.  I think this is why I don’t enjoy prostitutes.

Perfect example. First time I tried that I was 15 and got crabs. Second and last time, I was 20 in LA and obviously, an ignorant infant. Remember the early 70s? Women were dragging me home and I was buying because I got offered a discount. Ahh, the days when I could shoot out a light-bulb at twenty paces.

All the same, I can appreciate why women might rent-a-stud if all they have at home is Mr. Wiggly.

Or are those weird Vogue reading late 30 something year olds, possibly older but are at that weird age when you don't know if they are 30 or 50? And they are kind of  awkward and usually like 5' 9" and in the 80s would be wearing a red mini skirt with matching lip stick and probably pop a bunch of pills and could have a husband or at least is divorced but probably still calls the guy up leaving him sexy but not sexy at all messages that sort of creep him out. And they talk kind of slow with a low voice.

Think Sharon Stone ... she would call an escort service.


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