#2 2015-04-29 01:16:25

That fateful night the vibe was stalled
Up in my intestinal tract
I pulled you out and we were safe
But you went sliding back

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#3 2015-04-29 07:36:50

Paul, You should have your boyfriend look into this.

You could be the first "dildo inside a dildo".

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#4 2015-04-29 08:35:41

It's a parody, BC, not an autobiography. You've really lost your edge, it's hardly worthwhile rattling your cage anymore.

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#5 2015-04-29 08:55:07

Frontpaged.

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#6 2015-04-29 10:20:10

Tall Paul wrote:

It's a parody, BC, not an autobiography. You've really lost your edge, it's hardly worthwhile rattling your cage anymore.

Forgive me, but I am trying to figure out when you were ever clever enough to rattle my cage.

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#7 2015-04-29 20:10:47

Your short-term memory is fading as well.... that's never a good sign. Having you considered donating your brain to science?

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#8 2015-04-29 20:16:40

Yeah, because I want my ashes to as frustrated as I was when I walked the planet.

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