#2 2009-05-08 14:13:36
That's right, girl, get your money and don't even pretend that shit is remotely erotic. High five.
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#3 2009-05-08 14:33:30
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#4 2009-05-08 14:41:22
I would seriously hurt a motherfucker if he ever lifted his dick as if to even suggest that he thought he should splooge in my face.
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#5 2009-05-08 14:52:14
You know, I guess being a guy I really should 'get' why it's sexy to splooge a gals face, but I'm sorry, somehow I just don't. I'd much rather she'd swallow, lick her lips and smile at me... or even aim Mr. Happy at her breasts and rub it into her chest with a sexy grin.... .... but on the face?? Sorry. Turnon-fail for this boy.
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#6 2009-05-08 14:58:44
What Sailor said.
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#7 2009-05-08 14:59:03
All's I know is Mr. Sofie would have to permanently disembark from the S.S. Blowjob if he ever pulled that happy horseshit.
It did end up in my eye once when we were kids.
Ouch.
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#8 2009-05-08 15:06:55
whosasailorthen wrote:
You know, I guess being a guy I really should 'get' why it's sexy to splooge a gals face, but I'm sorry, somehow I just don't. I'd much rather she'd swallow, lick her lips and smile at me... or even aim Mr. Happy at her breasts and rub it into her chest with a sexy grin.... .... but on the face?? Sorry. Turnon-fail for this boy.
Ditto for buttsex. So there's another hole, not unlike the vagina but dry and full of feces? And I should bypass the organ evolved for pleasure in favor of putting my dick in a tube full of poop? Thanks, no; I'll stick to slaughtering 'giners.
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#9 2009-05-08 16:48:10
It's another form of humiliation. I'm not sure why, but apparently lots of men get off humiliating women. The Japanese have made it into an art form. Maybe they all hate their mothers.
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#10 2009-05-08 16:51:45
phreddy wrote:
It's another form of humiliation. I'm not sure why, but apparently lots of men get off humiliating women. The Japanese have made it into an art form. Maybe they all hate their mothers.
WHAT WAS THAT?!?!?!
I CAN'T HEAR YOU!
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#11 2009-05-08 16:51:51
ah297900 wrote:
Ditto for buttsex. So there's another hole, not unlike the vagina but dry and full of feces? And I should bypass the organ evolved for pleasure in favor of putting my dick in a tube full of poop? Thanks, no; I'll stick to slaughtering 'giners.
You're doing it wrong.
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#12 2009-05-08 16:52:57
Taint wrote:
ah297900 wrote:
Ditto for buttsex. So there's another hole, not unlike the vagina but dry and full of feces? And I should bypass the organ evolved for pleasure in favor of putting my dick in a tube full of poop? Thanks, no; I'll stick to slaughtering 'giners.
You're doing it wrong.
What Taint said.
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#13 2009-05-08 17:24:57
sofaking wrote:
It did end up in my eye once when we were kids.
Hawt.
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#14 2009-05-08 22:41:18
whosasailorthen wrote:
You know, I guess being a guy I really should 'get' why it's sexy to splooge a gals face, but I'm sorry, somehow I just don't. I'd much rather she'd swallow, lick her lips and smile at me... or even aim Mr. Happy at her breasts and rub it into her chest with a sexy grin.... .... but on the face?? Sorry. Turnon-fail for this boy.
The story goes that the most beautiful part of a woman's body is her face, and the audience wants to see her face at the moment of her partner's climax, therefore, two for the price of one, not necessarily for any humiliation purposes; and also, the guy is pulling out for contraceptive purposes...
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#15 2009-05-08 23:02:53
As the saying goes: The dove may be the bird of love but the bird of true love is the swallow.
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#16 2009-05-09 01:08:07
AladdinSane wrote:
whosasailorthen wrote:
You know, I guess being a guy I really should 'get' why it's sexy to splooge a gals face, but I'm sorry, somehow I just don't. I'd much rather she'd swallow, lick her lips and smile at me... or even aim Mr. Happy at her breasts and rub it into her chest with a sexy grin.... .... but on the face?? Sorry. Turnon-fail for this boy.
The story goes that the most beautiful part of a woman's body is her face, and the audience wants to see her face at the moment of her partner's climax, therefore, two for the price of one, not necessarily for any humiliation purposes; and also, the guy is pulling out for contraceptive purposes...
Except, of course, that he's been dripping pre-cum for however long he was up there so unless he's had a vasectomy or she's had her tubes tied, Mommy's gonna be doing prego porn for several months.
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#17 2009-05-09 02:22:02
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#18 2009-05-09 02:50:51
headkicker_girl wrote:
I would seriously hurt a motherfucker if he ever lifted his dick as if to even suggest that he thought he should splooge in my face.
We're going to have to have some conversations before this relationship goes much further; I was under the assumption that it was the hair that was off-limits!
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