The Venomous Blotoad
Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller - 2007-03-10
THE POLITICAL ZOOLOGY FIELD GUIDE
Today’s Specimen:
THE VENOMOUS BLOWTOAD
(Vindictivus Ignoramous)
IDENTIFYING CHARACTERISTICS:
At first appearing placid and harmless, this toad will suddenly bloat with rage over the slightest hint of any disagreement with its preconceived notions. Trying to be rational with the blowtoad will only enrage it more, causing it to explode in an irritating cloud of hyperbolic rhetoric. This defense mechanism acts like a stun grenade against reason, allowing the toad to escape reality.
HABITAT:
Subtropical Blame Forests.
NATURAL ENEMY:
Pretty much anyone with a brain.