#1 2008-02-20 17:33:24

More teachers for Scotty

https://cruelery.com/uploads/thumbs/30_teachers-pet.jpg


Are the teachers becoming more attractive? [Or is it aging eyesight?]

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#2 2008-02-20 21:26:51

I'd do her . . . . dry anal penetration most likely . . . but I'd do her just the same.

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#3 2008-02-20 21:27:56

Can we sticky a teachers thread?  I would find that very useful

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#4 2008-02-20 21:33:56

I'd tap that.  On the principal's desk.  During a parent's meeting.  But I'd be sure to glove-up first.

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#5 2008-02-20 21:36:37

By the way, choad, or whoever's responsible, I gotta tell you, I love that mutant preschooler on the right.  He's the picture on the last page of all my sub plans.  That's how I know if the sub actually read them--they all comment on the horror of the image and how they worried all morning (I'm the afternoon K teacher) that it was one of my students.

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#6 2008-02-20 22:37:24

She's kinda plain looking so it'd take some kind of over the top snowball\gangbang\bukkake action to make her interesting.
However, if I was in middle school I would have fucked her 9 times in a row.

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#7 2008-02-20 23:15:48

Emmeran wrote:

Can we sticky a teachers thread?  I would find that very useful

Two reasons I didn't do this months ago: Scotty failed to reincarnate and I'm still waiting on headkicker_girl, who registered the domain name Peducator.com.

Speak now, deviants, or forever hold your piss...

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#8 2008-02-21 00:03:28

Sticky!!!!

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#9 2008-02-21 00:13:44

Sticky.

MtD

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#11 2008-02-25 19:52:27

Swogger

I'm thinking the name kinda sums it up

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#12 2008-02-25 20:44:50

I haven't seen Scotty on IM in awhile...

Maybe he's on vacation at the Pedo Park...

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#13 2008-02-25 22:03:32

OK, I've been wondering and now I'll play the n00b and ask.  Why the association between Scotty and pedo-teachers?

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#14 2008-02-25 22:22:24

jesusluvspegging wrote:

OK, I've been wondering and now I'll play the n00b and ask.  Why the association between Scotty and pedo-teachers?

If it has a dress on... Scoots wants it..  It is how he became a Chiropractor...


Here is a picture of Scoots to explain:

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#16 2008-02-29 10:52:20

Dmtdust wrote:

jesusluvspegging wrote:

OK, I've been wondering and now I'll play the n00b and ask.  Why the association between Scotty and pedo-teachers?

If it has a dress on... Scoots wants it..  It is how he became a Chiropractor...


Here is a picture of Scoots to explain:

That's not nearly as interesting a story as I was hoping, but it'll do.

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#17 2008-02-29 12:40:06

Dusty's pulling your pud, Jesús. RT can probably provide a straight answer to that question.

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#18 2008-02-29 15:57:51

I fucking love this site. I love this sticky.

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#19 2008-02-29 16:12:49

icangetyouatoe wrote:

I fucking love....  I love....  I love that....

Too much of this and the atmosphere around here gets contaminated.

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#20 2008-03-03 04:32:30

topochicho wrote:

http://www.coedmagazine.com/news/6069

Heather Shelton
Age at time of offense: 22
Location: Buncombe, NC

Occupation: Teacher’s Assistant

Lover: 18-year-old student

Crime: In North Carolina it is a felony for any teacher to have sex with a student regardless of the age of the student.

Sentence: Fired from her job

A felony?

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#21 2008-03-09 09:19:30

Not exactly a teacher and definitely not a MILF.

http://img523.imageshack.us/img523/6273/janicemarieniccolijw7.jpg

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#22 2008-03-09 14:58:38

I'll bet she cleans up just fine.

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#23 2008-03-16 17:01:56

A detailed analysis.

"So the rumors are true?"

"What rumors?" he asked.

"I heard you were pretty cute," he quoted her as saying.

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#24 2008-03-16 18:11:08

We missed one:

https://cruelery.com/uploads/6_teacher.jpg



Also, more evidence that female teachers get off with a slap on the wrist.

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#25 2008-03-16 18:23:53

tojo2000 wrote:

We missed one:

https://cruelery.com/uploads/6_teacher.jpg



Also, more evidence that female teachers get off with a slap on the wrist.

I'd have insisted at least on a good spanking.

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#26 2008-03-16 21:52:55

Paradise Valley?  Man, the jokes just write themselves.

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#28 2008-03-23 05:07:13

The latest pubic mound grinder:  http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/ye … cher1.html

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#29 2008-03-24 02:20:06

tojo2000 wrote:

The latest pubic mound grinder:  http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/ye … cher1.html

Another boring grope-fest on a couch.  I'd like to see these teachers show some initiative, some creative spark, like a German teacher with half a dozen teenage boys and girls chained up in her basement dungeon.  Hell, if you're gonna molest kids, you may as well go all out.

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#30 2008-03-24 14:47:36

square wrote:

tojo2000 wrote:

The latest pubic mound grinder:  http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/ye … cher1.html

Another boring grope-fest on a couch.  I'd like to see these teachers show some initiative, some creative spark, like a German teacher with half a dozen teenage boys and girls chained up in her basement dungeon.  Hell, if you're gonna molest kids, you may as well go all out.

Meh.  That kind of creative spark has been driven out by the emphasis on standardized testing brought on by NCLB.  Yer goddamn right I blame the Republicans.

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#32 2008-03-25 07:02:13

Yes, that was the mound-grinding couch groper no whip half-caff latte with room for cream.

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#33 2008-03-25 10:45:25

I'm having difficulty understanding why the boy turned her in . . . when you're 14 any pussy is good pussy.

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#34 2008-03-25 23:14:00

Emmeran wrote:

I'm having difficulty understanding why the boy turned her in . . . when you're 14 any pussy is good pussy.

Ain't that the truth.  But I did love the language in the complaint - "her vaginal mound" - it sounds so nice like that, doesn't it?  Like you want to climb up that mound and just lay back on it and gaze at the clouds going by....

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#36 2008-03-27 13:44:24

Krusty wrote:

Yet another teacher for Scotty.

http://abclocal.go.com/wabc/story?secti … id=6044886

Not quite so hot for teacher

https://cruelery.com/uploads/thumbs/11_teach.gif

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#37 2008-03-29 04:06:36

https://cruelery.com/uploads/6_harder_katherine.jpg

E.T. caught having sex with student.

Bonus:  Her name is Katherine Harder.

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#38 2008-03-29 08:16:05

Oh shit, don't miss the comments below the article. 

"I bet her car has a sunroof."

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#39 2008-03-29 23:57:01

tojo2000 wrote:

https://cruelery.com/uploads/6_harder_katherine.jpg

E.T. caught having sex with student.

Bonus:  Her name is Katherine Harder.

Shit, I'd do her.  She's certainly got the neck for deep-throat action.

Ms. Harder, heh-heh heh-heh heh-heh-heh.

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#40 2008-03-30 11:45:40

See the full list at: Bad Bad Teacher

Including such super-stars as Keri Ann Brekne
https://cruelery.com/uploads/thumbs/11_teach.jpg

Who has been accused of "involuntary deviate sexual intercourse" with a 14 year old female student.

Nothing quite as yummy as a little teacher on student lesbian rape - oh to have been the guy in the closet for that one!!

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#41 2008-04-01 19:01:17

http://spaceghetto.com/uploads/oxford_genius.gif

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#42 2008-04-03 17:56:17

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/ye … nk=rssfeed

2 time loser

And sooo fucking hot. I wish I could be back in school, I swear I would NEVER tell.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art4/0403082wisc1.jpg

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#43 2008-04-03 21:08:14

Bigcat wrote:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/0403082wisc1.html?link=rssfeed

2 time loser

And sooo fucking hot. I wish I could be back in school, I swear I would NEVER tell.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/graphics/a … 2wisc1.jpg

Damn!  I'd hit that.  At the staff meeting.  During the United Way presentation.

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#44 2008-04-03 22:14:15

WTF wrote:

Damn!  I'd hit that.

Please refrain from flaunting your sexuality, Zookeeper might be offended....

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#45 2008-04-06 12:15:45

http://b.imagehost.org/0404/a84_a10.jpg

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#46 2008-04-09 05:43:57

Are we allowing the principal toking with two teen girls in a motel room watching porn?  I know he's not a teacher, but...

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#47 2008-04-09 23:12:19

tojo2000 wrote:

Are we allowing the principal toking with two teen girls in a motel room watching porn?  I know he's not a teacher, but...

The problem isn't that he's a principal, it's that he's a he.  (Unless there's something Scotty isn't telling us.)

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#48 2008-04-09 23:16:32

what? men aren't supposed to molest students????

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#49 2008-04-09 23:29:58

Look back through this thread and the related ones and see if you notice a pattern.

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#50 2008-04-09 23:46:26

uh, they're all children???

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