Poll
| Me | 10% - 3 | |||||
| Not Me | 13% - 4 | |||||
| Horsonovich | 10% - 3 | |||||
| Roger That | 6% - 2 | |||||
| Dirckman | 6% - 2 | |||||
| Rogers Cadenhead | 6% - 2 | |||||
| Fuck you, meet me at 89th & Amsterdam | 16% - 5 | |||||
| Your mom | 13% - 4 | |||||
| You're not really NYJew! | 10% - 3 | |||||
| Yes I am, you cunt. | 6% - 2 | |||||
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#1 2014-03-29 11:47:49
Hello my beloved High Street (formerly cruel.com) bedfellows. Just checking in, as I do from time to time. I may not post frequently, but I do read, and enjoy!
Love to you all!
Jew
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#2 2014-03-29 13:15:43
Okay, Pics. I want a Jew Pic.
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#3 2014-03-29 13:27:38
Dmtdust wrote:
Okay, Pics. I want a Jew Pic.
Post your Martins if'n you're too bashful. They're purdy.
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#4 2014-03-29 20:38:56
Dmtdust wrote:
Okay, Pics. I want a Jew Pic.
Me too, Dusty, so I did an image search on "new york jew." The results were numerous, and for that reason, also inconclusive. However, after making a careful examination of the several hundred pictures offered up as pertaining to the keywords entered, I put my deductive abilities to use, and have managed to narrow them all down to these top three contenders:
While I can't recall NYJ ever mentioning that he's heavily into Wolverine cosplay, I'm certain this is what it would look like if he were.
Given that it's been raining here in NY, I figured it's highly probable that he's the one on the right.
Then there was this one of a guy known to hang around 89th and Amsterdam looking to pick fights with passers-by.
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#5 2014-03-29 20:46:45
The last one Aude.
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#6 2014-03-30 14:59:56
Absolutely , the last one.
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#7 2014-03-30 15:47:28
Not socially awkward enough...
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#8 2014-03-30 22:31:38
Never judge a book by the cover. At least that is what I hear.
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#9 2014-04-01 09:11:04
I knew I had it somewhere...
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#10 2014-04-02 02:17:53
Here's hoping you stick around long enough to lend your rabbinical personage to our annual christ killer egg hunt.
Auto-edited on 2020-08-02 to update URLs
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#11 2016-09-27 14:51:08
Shalom!
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#12 2016-09-27 15:03:08
Have we run this low on puppets?
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#13 2017-09-05 08:05:01
I had really hoped this poll would have gotten more traction.
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#14 2017-09-05 08:10:03
My enduring contribution will always be my ode to Horseonovich.
Goodbye, my beloved Cruel brethren!
horseonovich wrote:
**NEWS FLASH**
I am a self loathing loser. I HATE myself, and my putrid fat body.
I have no friends. I take out my frustrations on a tag board.
I think people like me there, because I am delusional.
I have tongued my mother's gaping anus, and savored the ooze.
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#15 2017-09-05 20:54:45
YOU WILL NOT REPLACE US!
Sorry to about the news flash. How about that thing everyone says, eat less, exercise more, and a hobby helps (this [high-street] is NOT a hobby, damnit)
Last edited by Platymingo (2017-09-05 20:57:19)
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#16 2017-09-06 12:44:37
Here is a little Jew bait from my personal collection.
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#17 2017-09-06 16:14:23
Nice Jew-bait.
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#18 2017-09-06 18:36:26
JEW wrote:
Nice Jew-bait.
Thanks. HD28V
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#19 2017-09-09 06:17:07
Bigcat wrote:
JEW wrote:
Nice Jew-bait.
Thanks. HD28V
Had one of those. Sold it. Should have kept it. Nice guitar.
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#20 2017-09-11 07:39:41
JEW wrote:
Should have kept it.
Yep, that sucks when you realize you fucked up. I had a 68 Gibson classical guitar I gave to a good friend when he got married. Marriage lasted 2 years and he doesn't know where the guitar went.
My Martin is a 2010 model year. I was looking for an older one (70s ish) but Ben Zonah are they expensive.
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#21 2017-09-23 09:25:00
I'm lurking.
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#22 2017-09-23 17:20:50
JEW wrote:
I'm lurking.
Careful, so's your stalking horse.
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#23 2017-09-24 16:01:33
Wait, now I am confused, or its the dementia speaking so I can not recalled what was what, I thought Jew was Horse?
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#24 2022-12-10 18:54:14
I’ve forgotten more than I remember.
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#25 2022-12-11 01:00:52
Wait . . . we had a pet Horse and a pet Jew?
No wonder Jesus hates and goes elsewhere for his pegging these days.
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#26 2022-12-11 02:20:59
Holy animatronic penguin in a half shell, its a Jew amongst the brethren! Will wonders never cease?¡¿!
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#27 2022-12-22 07:58:59
Hi, JEW! Merry Chanukah!
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