Poll

Who Misses NEW YORK JEW?

Me

10% - 3
Not Me

13% - 4
Horsonovich

10% - 3
Roger That

6% - 2
Dirckman

6% - 2
Rogers Cadenhead

6% - 2
Fuck you, meet me at 89th & Amsterdam

16% - 5
Your mom

13% - 4
You're not really NYJew!

10% - 3
Yes I am, you cunt.

6% - 2
Total: 30

#1 2014-03-29 11:47:49

JEW

Hello my beloved High Street (formerly cruel.com) bedfellows. Just checking in, as I do from time to time. I may not post frequently, but I do read, and enjoy!

Love to you all!

Jew

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#2 2014-03-29 13:15:43

Okay, Pics.  I want a Jew Pic.

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#3 2014-03-29 13:27:38

Dmtdust wrote:

Okay, Pics.  I want a Jew Pic.

Post your Martins if'n you're too bashful. They're purdy.

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#4 2014-03-29 20:38:56

Dmtdust wrote:

Okay, Pics.  I want a Jew Pic.

Me too, Dusty, so I did an image search on "new york jew."  The results were numerous, and for that reason, also inconclusive.  However, after making a careful examination of the several hundred pictures offered up as pertaining to the keywords entered, I put my deductive abilities to use, and have managed to narrow them all down to these top three contenders:

While I can't recall NYJ ever mentioning that he's heavily into Wolverine cosplay, I'm certain this is what it would look like if he were.
http://www.joeydevilla.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/jewish-wolverine.jpg

Given that it's been raining here in NY, I figured it's highly probable that he's the one on the right.
http://static1.demotix.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/a_scale_large/800-5/photos/1317394972-hasidic-jews-gather-at-the-grave-of-rabbi-nachman-for-rosh-hashanah_850195.jpg 

Then there was this one of a guy known to hang around 89th and Amsterdam looking to pick fights with passers-by.
http://ethicsalarms.files.wordpress.com/2012/10/thick_glasses.jpg

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#5 2014-03-29 20:46:45

The last one Aude.

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#6 2014-03-30 14:59:56

Fid

Absolutely , the last one.

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#7 2014-03-30 15:47:28

Not socially awkward enough...

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#8 2014-03-30 22:31:38

Never judge a book by the cover. At least that is what I hear.

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#9 2014-04-01 09:11:04

I knew I had it somewhere...

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y278/CruelUser/Scotty/6794284G.jpg?1396357798134

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#10 2014-04-02 02:17:53

Here's hoping you stick around long enough to lend your rabbinical personage to our annual christ killer egg hunt.

https://cruelery.com/img/easterison420.jpg

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#11 2016-09-27 14:51:08

JEW

Shalom!

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#12 2016-09-27 15:03:08

Have we run this low on puppets?

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#13 2017-09-05 08:05:01

JEW

I had really hoped this poll would have gotten more traction.

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#14 2017-09-05 08:10:03

JEW

My enduring contribution will always be my ode to Horseonovich.

Goodbye, my beloved Cruel brethren!

horseonovich wrote:

**NEWS FLASH**
I am a self loathing loser. I HATE myself, and my putrid fat body.
I have no friends. I take out my frustrations on a tag board.
I think people like me there, because I am delusional.
I have tongued my mother's gaping anus, and savored the ooze.

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#15 2017-09-05 20:54:45

YOU WILL NOT REPLACE US!


Sorry to about the news flash. How about that thing everyone says, eat less, exercise more, and a hobby helps (this [high-street] is NOT  a hobby, damnit)

Last edited by Platymingo (2017-09-05 20:57:19)

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#16 2017-09-06 12:44:37

https://cruelery.com/uploads/thumbs/39_img_0019_1.jpg


Here is a little Jew bait from my personal collection.

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#17 2017-09-06 16:14:23

JEW

Nice Jew-bait.

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#18 2017-09-06 18:36:26

JEW wrote:

Nice Jew-bait.

Thanks. HD28V

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#19 2017-09-09 06:17:07

JEW

Bigcat wrote:

JEW wrote:

Nice Jew-bait.

Thanks. HD28V

Had one of those. Sold it. Should have kept it. Nice guitar.

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#20 2017-09-11 07:39:41

JEW wrote:

Should have kept it.

Yep, that sucks when you realize you fucked up. I had a 68 Gibson classical guitar I gave to a good friend when he got married. Marriage lasted 2 years and he doesn't know where the guitar went.

My Martin is a 2010 model year. I was looking for an older one (70s ish) but Ben Zonah are they expensive.

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#21 2017-09-23 09:25:00

JEW

I'm lurking.

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#22 2017-09-23 17:20:50

JEW wrote:

I'm lurking.

Careful, so's your stalking horse.

https://cruelery.com/sidepic/SAVETHEWHALE.JPG



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#23 2017-09-24 16:01:33

Wait, now I am confused, or its the dementia speaking so I can not recalled what was what, I thought Jew was Horse?

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#24 2022-12-10 18:54:14

JEW

I’ve forgotten more than I remember.

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#25 2022-12-11 01:00:52

Wait . . . we had a pet Horse and a pet Jew?

No wonder Jesus hates and goes elsewhere for his pegging these days.

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#26 2022-12-11 02:20:59

https://cruelery.com/uploads/359_penguin_half_shell.jpeg

Holy animatronic penguin in a half shell, its a Jew amongst the brethren! Will wonders never cease?¡¿!

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#27 2022-12-22 07:58:59

Hi, JEW!  Merry Chanukah!

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