Why would you go? We loves ya, but don't always agree with ya.  Quit with the moody crap.

Emo.... yep.  Nailed it.

Why are you being such a pantywaist and considering leaving?  I voted for you to stay because I’m smelling blood!

The Girls All Love Zooks!

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The corpse of the Old Cruel is rolling over.  Or maybe just trying to dry-hump its coffin.

Has someone been mean and bruised your ittah feewings?? 

Unbunch your panties and man the hell up.

The main reason to stay is the fact that if you don't, you're a wuss.

To be frank I've been wondering for a while why I still bother to come here.  Usually it's looking for a laugh but I'm always apt to jump into some political argument.  That wouldn't be so bad but this place is so weighted on one side of the spectrum (with the few on the right about as rational as John Hannity) that it's more or less an exercise in futility.  Yet still I bother for some reason.  It's like a scab that you tell yourself you won't pick anymore but you just can't seem to stop yourself.

Frankly, I don't really belong here.  I've been a poser all along.  I don't think stories about children dying are funny.  I don't laugh at retarded people.  I actually find many of the Darwin Award posts sad.  I don't hold Republicans or religious people in contempt.  In fact, I think making fun of other peoples' religions is fucked up (Scientology and any religion that advocates blowing up innocents being the two exceptions).  I think anyone who uses illegal drugs is in idiot whether it's any of the government's business or not. 

There was a time (back in the Golden Years of Cruel.com) when we all had something in common to draw together over.  A common enemy to stand against regardless of our other differences: Horseonovich.  But these days even his harshest detractors of the past (those still around) tolerate him.  Where have the great ones gone?  Where's Smitty?  Where's RangerX?  Why is Opsec little more than a ghost around here?  Perhaps it's time for me to move along and let the new generation get on without me.  It's not that I've got my feelings hurt or anything.  I just don't know why I bother hanging around.  It's a waste of my and everyone else's  time.  It's like my old day-job back a few years ago.  The software business I had originally started as a side-line was doing so well that I really didn't need the day job anymore.  And I didn't really care much for the job either.  But for some reason I kept coming in each morning.  I was helpful telling them that if they needed to let someone go I wouldn't mind being the fall-guy but they kept laying off others on my team.  It was like that Seinfeld episode when George just couldn't get fired by the Yankees.  Our development team went from seven to just two people when my number finally came up (the last guy was let go six months later).  I just couldn't walk away until the told me to leave (and gave me a nice severance package).

Anyway, I figured that if I can't seem to break the bad habit of coming here I'd let you all have the chance to shit-can me.  And look at what you dick-wads all do: you get all dewy-eyed and tell me to stay (well, all but one - I knew I could count on Dhal).  You bastards!

Jeezus you are sounding awfully needy Zooks. 

Your call, stay or go.  No one is forcing you out, like ever.  Yes, it has changed.  Well things do.  Nothing is static, thank goodness.  Cruel was wonderful, but HS has its charms as well. 

If there isn't an attraction, then why are you staying?  The aggravation factor, the little voices in your head that questions your life path?  What is it?

You are a big boy, and you can make your choices.  I would prefer that you stay, but it really is your call.  I for one will miss you.  Well... maybe not.  Well yes.   I think you are a smart cookie, not exactly a social advanced creature, but someone with a decent iconoclastic visage.  Take that as a compliment.

You were mentioning all those who left... Smitty will be back after she stops getting shagged by the football team, and RangerX was gone from Cruel 2 years or more before the Ark got loaded up over to HS.  Everything changes.  You have, everyone has.  Benzie had a sex change, and lives in a trans-gender commune in San Francisco, and votes straight democrat. 

So, get a grip, or let yourself out the door.   Like the little slut that you are, you'll be back..... heh, or not.

Your Prize!  Collect your espresso & puppy at the door!
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sofaking wrote:

Zooooookiiieeee!

NOOOOOOOOOOO!

Link to YouTube page

Well, if that doesn't drive Zookie away, nothing will.

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Dmtdust wrote:

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I think the most glaring indictment against me is the damage I've done to Dusty.  He got so worked up arguing with me today that he lost the capability of posting images and videos.  I just can't bare to look at the harm I've caused. 

Sometimes the needs of the 3 outweigh the needs of the 10...

Zookeeper wrote:

Anyway, I figured that if I can't seem to break the bad habit of coming here I'd let you all have the chance to shit-can me.

Mr Top Poster, shitcanned by his codependents? Not on this planet. There's a difference between tolerate and ignore.

Nothing rivals this for wasted time but at least there's something to show for it.

Gtfo

Decadence wrote:

Snow-Ball wrote:

Or maybe just trying to dry-hump its coffin.

&lt; ParisWiltOne &gt; That's hot. &lt; /ParisWiltOne &gt;

And, if any-body has a right to "feel emo" about now, it's me.  If one more Fuck-Head wishes me a "happy memorial day," I will fucking explode.

All that I want for the holy-day is a blow-job and a gram of meth.  Is that too much to fucking ask for?

"We're all full of Baal."

Just a gram, Dec? It's only day 2 of a three-day weekend. Do you think it would be enough?

I'm just sayin'.

Decadence wrote:

Zookie wrote:

I think anyone who uses illegal drugs is in idiot whether it's any of the government's business or not.

Well, at least you weren't a self-righteous Cunt about it.  Ooh . . .  Wait a minute . . .  Seriously:  Go fuck your-self.  I'll readily admit that I'm a broken and battered old Tom who requires the occasional "crutch" (In both the physical and "moral" sense).  You should just be fucking happy that I'm content with a few "hits" of meth rather then out seeking the tallest fucking tower in the area.  No, really:  Go fuck your-self, you self-righteous Cunt.

You try living my fucking life with-out a bit of chemical "balance," Cum-Dripping *.

Sofie wrote:

Just a gram, Dec? It's only day 2 of a three-day weekend. Do you think it would be enough?

I'm just sayin'.

You know me too well.  Obviously, I can't allow you to live now - No-Thing personal.

"I love you - Good-Bye."

"It's quite an after-taste that you've left now that you're not a-round."

Link to YouTube page

* Self-Concerned Fuck-Heads like you seem to take us for granted;  But, big fucking suprise:  You do not return from a fucking war-zone the way that you went in.  I realize full-fucking-well just how fucking broken I am.  I don't need your self-righteous ass reminding me, Zookie.  Seriously:  Go fuck your-self hard (And, deep (And, if it's not too much bother, we'd rather appreciate an audio sampling of that)).

&lt; MarilynManson &gt; I'd kick the drugs; But, the drugs don't want to kick me.  &lt; /MarilynManson &gt;

I'm white-knuckling it now, too. This hot guy down at the pool offered me a honker (or twenty) because I smoked him out last night.

HE PULLED OUT A ZIPLOCK SANDWICH BAG FULL OF BINDLE BAGGIES OF SHIT.

Mmmmmm.

Mr. Sofie is out of town, and he'd NEVER KNOW.

Oh...well...I guess just having written it here, I kinda fucked that up.

BUT I COULD DO ONE RIGHT NOW. IF I WANTED TO.

Not that I plan to. Because I am being good.

Zookeeper wrote:

I think the most glaring indictment against me is the damage I've done to Dusty.  He got so worked up arguing with me today that he lost the capability of posting images and videos.  I just can't bare to look at the harm I've caused. 

Sometimes the needs of the 3 outweigh the needs of the 10...

Generally I am pretty easy going, I just tend to react to wanton stupidity.  The intelligent member of our little familial unit couldn't understand why I would devote so much time to what she called was "obviously an idiot".   I guess my early Xian training came welling up:  I on occasion need to save someone.  And as I now recognize this fatal flaw I can let Zooks go to die where he wants in that housing unit for elders abandoned by his children due to his ill behaviour and rantings over the years.

Zookeeper wrote:

Decadence wrote:

Zookie wrote:

I think anyone who uses illegal drugs is in idiot whether it's any of the government's business or not.

Well, at least you weren't a self-righteous Cunt about it.  Ooh . . .  Wait a minute . . .  Seriously:  Go fuck your-self.  I'll readily admit that I'm a broken and battered old Tom who requires the occasional "crutch" (In both the physical and "moral" sense).  You should just be fucking happy that I'm content with a few "hits" of meth rather then out seeking the tallest fucking tower in the area.  No, really:  Go fuck your-self, you self-righteous Cunt.  You try living my fucking life with-out a bit of chemical "balance," Cum-Dripping *.

Anyone who can't deal with their reality without chemical aid is a loser.  I don't care how bad your life is, there are plenty of others with worse lots that deal with it without getting stoned.  You're just taking a fucked-up life and fucking it up more.  Great solution.

Do you ever drink?

Do You Ever Drink?

Dmtdust wrote:

Zookeeper wrote:

I think the most glaring indictment against me is the damage I've done to Dusty.  He got so worked up arguing with me today that he lost the capability of posting images and videos.  I just can't bare to look at the harm I've caused. 

Sometimes the needs of the 3 outweigh the needs of the 10...

Generally I am pretty easy going, I just tend to react to wanton stupidity.  The intelligent member of our little familial unit couldn't understand why I would devote so much time to what she called was "obviously an idiot".   I guess my early Xian training came welling up:  I on occasion need to save someone.  And as I now recognize this fatal flaw I can let Zooks go to die where he wants in that housing unit for elders abandoned by his children due to his ill behaviour and rantings over the years.

DMT Doper, it wouldn't take nearly so much time if you actually listened and took a few seconds to process what I said instead of just reacting to it.  That the simple notion that being maimed or physically disabled for life is worse than being waterboarded - a practice that leaves absolutely zero physical impairment and no worse emotional scarring than the former is beyond you.  You're so reactive that you can't grasp that simple fact.  In fact, you are so emotionally vested in disagreeing with me on this that you make up bullshit about your step-dad telling you it was all the same to him.  I call bullshit on that.  You never had a conversation with your step-dad where he told you "You know step-son, having my spine crushed with rifle butts may have left me with chronic pain for the rest of my life, but that was no worse then when they waterboarded me."  That conversation never took place.  It's pretty sad when your response to being wrong is to make up stories to defend your position.  But then, what can be expected from someone who chooses an online name to boast of their drug abuse problem.

Dmtdust wrote:

SInce you are refusing to answer the obvious would be that you do.  You are no different then anyone else who uses any substance, it is in the degree of use.  I remember you in school; you are the kid who always coloured within the lines looking for teachers approval, right?

More of your brilliant logic?  Gee, could it be that I just didn't see your two desperate posts right away? 

Nope, I got into my share of trouble in school.  In sixth grade I ended up changing schools because of it.  Didn't start getting my act together until I was in Jr. High.

Doesn't it just suck when the guy you disagree with doesn't fit into the categories you have constructed for them?  Sorry, but if you do drugs you are an idiot (regardless of how I colored things in grade school).

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Zookeeper wrote:

Dmtdust wrote:

SInce you are refusing to answer the obvious would be that you do.  You are no different then anyone else who uses any substance, it is in the degree of use.  I remember you in school; you are the kid who always coloured within the lines looking for teachers approval, right?

More of your brilliant logic?  Gee, could it be that I just didn't see two posts right away? 

Nope, I got into my share of trouble in school.  In sixth grade I ended up changing schools because of it.  Didn't start getting my act together until I was in Jr. High.

Doesn't it just suck when the guy you disagree with doesn't fit into the categories you have constructed for them?  Sorry, but if you do drugs you are an idiot (regardless of how I colored things in grade school).

You can pose all you want, but you are still what you are, and it is very evident to everyone except yourself.  Gee, we are back to normal around here!!!!

Zookeeper wrote:

Dmtdust wrote:

Zookeeper wrote:

I think the most glaring indictment against me is the damage I've done to Dusty.  He got so worked up arguing with me today that he lost the capability of posting images and videos.  I just can't bare to look at the harm I've caused. 

Sometimes the needs of the 3 outweigh the needs of the 10...

Generally I am pretty easy going, I just tend to react to wanton stupidity.  The intelligent member of our little familial unit couldn't understand why I would devote so much time to what she called was "obviously an idiot".   I guess my early Xian training came welling up:  I on occasion need to save someone.  And as I now recognize this fatal flaw I can let Zooks go to die where he wants in that housing unit for elders abandoned by his children due to his ill behaviour and rantings over the years.

DMT Doper, it wouldn't take nearly so much time if you actually listened and took a few seconds to process what I said instead of just reacting to it.  That the simple notion that being maimed or physically disabled for life is worse than being waterboarded - a practice that leaves absolutely zero physical impairment and no worse emotional scarring than the former is beyond you.  You're so reactive that you can't grasp that simple fact.  In fact, you are so emotionally vested in disagreeing with me on this that you make up bullshit about your step-dad telling you it was all the same to him.  I call bullshit on that.  You never had a conversation with your step-dad where he told you "You know step-son, having my spine crushed with rifle butts may have left me with chronic pain for the rest of my life, but that was no worse then when they waterboarded me."  That conversation never took place.  It's pretty sad when your response to being wrong is to make up stories to defend your position.  But then, what can be expected from someone who chooses an online name to boast of their drug abuse problem.

You haven't a clue about my consumption of drugs on any level.  I'll let you pass as your ignorance is again flying at the top of the flag pole again.

Dmtdust wrote:

You haven't a clue about my consumption of drugs on any level.  I'll let you pass as your ignorance is again flying at the top of the flag pole again.

Spoken like someone whose just run out of ammunition.  I don't need to know how often you get stoned to know you are an idiot for doing so.

Zookeeper wrote:

Dmtdust wrote:

Zookeeper wrote:

More of your brilliant logic?  Gee, could it be that I just didn't see two posts right away? 

Nope, I got into my share of trouble in school.  In sixth grade I ended up changing schools because of it.  Didn't start getting my act together until I was in Jr. High.

Doesn't it just suck when the guy you disagree with doesn't fit into the categories you have constructed for them?  Sorry, but if you do drugs you are an idiot (regardless of how I colored things in grade school).

You can pose all you want, but you are still what you are, and it is very evident to everyone except yourself.  Gee, we are back to normal around here!!!!

"Everyone except myself"?  Dude, the people I know here are a small minority of the people I associate with in the real world.  I'm supposed to be concerned that a bunch of deviants and drug-users don't think I'm genuine?  Yeah, I'll really have to do some soul-searching.

I'm off to take my family to "Night at the Museum II".  If I don't reply immediately to your impassioned posts trying to find a way to tear me down and thus validate your own self-destructive behaviors, it's only because I'm off spending time with my family.  Got one of those?

Yep.  You don't read my post generally do you?  All is forgiven, I am happy you are staying, I need the aggro factor much to the disgust of my wife.