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| Sarah | 8% - 2 | |||||
| Michelle | 41% - 10 | |||||
| None of the above, they both suck ass! | 8% - 2 | |||||
| I would prefer an orphanage or foster care! | 12% - 3 | |||||
| I'm polite, so I decline to answer. | 29% - 7 | |||||
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#2 2010-05-10 06:33:28
I chose Michelle, because I'm pretty sure she would be the better parent, and would work to prepare me for life. But I nearly chose Sarah, because if she were my mom I could get away with whatever I wanted.
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#3 2010-05-10 09:13:07
Lets break it down into Momly skills:
1) Cooking: Advantage Palin. While most black mothers can cook up some tasty shit, I just love wild game.
2) Advice: Advantage Obama. You just know she will tell it to you straight.
3) Chores: Neither. Does either of those women look like they have ever washed dishes or vacuumed?
4) Banking: Advantage Palin. You ever tried to borrow money from a black woman?
Can't they both just be my mommies? It's legal in many states now...
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#4 2010-05-10 16:02:51
If Sarah Palin was my mom, I would be allowed to bang mulleted hockey players rawdog in my bedroom before I even got my driver's permit.
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#5 2010-05-10 21:11:26
I would let either one of them spank me.
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#6 2010-05-10 21:19:23
Todd Palin is better looking than Barak Obama. If I'm gonna go through either of the ladies to get to their husbands, well, at least I already have an in with Sarah...
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#7 2010-05-10 23:14:23
Too early to tell - while Obama's kids are on the track to float blissfully in the bubble of Ivy League privilege, it's still possible for them to end up as crackwhores.
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#8 2010-05-10 23:55:43
Taint wrote:
Todd Palin is better looking than Barak Obama. If I'm gonna go through either of the ladies to get to their husbands, well, at least I already have an in with Sarah...
Again, the signs of conversion!
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#9 2010-05-11 00:01:59
That's easy. . . if I was Sarah's crotchsprog I'd be at significant risk of catching an extra chromosome. And if miraculously escaped that fate somehow, I'd have to grow up in Alaska where glue huffing ranks among the more sophisticated preteen pursuits.
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#10 2010-05-11 00:33:17
lechero wrote:
That's easy. . . if I was Sarah's crotchsprog I'd be at significant risk of catching an extra chromosome. And if miraculously escaped that fate somehow, I'd have to grow up in Alaska where glue huffing ranks among the more sophisticated preteen pursuits.
You snobbish libtard Lech. You besmirch the Alaskans by underestimating them. What, do you think they live some third world existance? They have much more sophisticated entertainments. The Matanuska valley is well known for the quality and availability of its meth. Plus when your baby daddy's mother is dealing Oxy you can get hooked up any time you want.
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#11 2010-05-11 05:04:19
Bigcat wrote:
I would let either one of them spank me.
They both strike me as momdommes, though it's easier to imagine Sarah in full leather regalia (a much better image than waders). On the other hand, if it's red marks you're after, Michelle has the muscle.
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#12 2010-05-16 07:37:12
I'd rather have Sarah Michelle GELLAR. F--- those other two bitches!
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#13 2010-05-16 16:33:36
"...as your Mom"
Culturally and genetically, Michelle, no hesitation.
The worst service John McCain did for his country was to elevate Sarah Palin to national attention.
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