Poll

Do You Believe in God? Why/ Why not?

Yes, Jesus is just alright with me.

16% - 5
Yes, my God is Buddah.

0% - 0
Yes, My God is Allah.

0% - 0
Yes, My God is Xenu.

3% - 1
No way, it's total bullshit.

50% - 15
Not sure

23% - 7
I'm Dhalgren, I am God

6% - 2
Total: 30

#1 2011-01-07 06:38:42

Just curious to see if any High Streeters other than me believe.

I feel it's pretty far fetched to believe that everything is total chance and pretty arrogant to believe we are in total control of our fortunes- good or bad.

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#2 2011-01-07 07:33:21

My concept of deity falls into to cosmic muffin category; he/she/it is only minimally separated from matter if there is any separation at all, and isn't likely to respond to prayer because we are too infinitesimal to attract its attention.  I don't believe in The Sadist In The Sky who will burn people forever and ever in Hell.  Partner™ and I are Episcopalians and attend Episcopal services, but to be honest I feel conflicted about this even though the Episcopal Church isn’t a literalist group with rigid dogma that must be bought or else.  I've long since gotten over internalized homophobia, but I still deal with internalized christophobia. The Episcopal Church is unique among Christian groups in that it focuses on common worship rather than common belief, so I don’t feel like a hypocrite for attending even though I reject many traditional Christian beliefs and if asked will say I'm an Episcopalian rather than say I'm a Christian.

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#3 2011-01-07 08:32:25

Fnord, you sound more like a Unitarian than anything else.

"Do you believe in God?"

I think the first question here is "Which G(g)od?" Does there have to be only one? If so, why? If not, why? And then you have to define "believe". Belief as in "entertaining the possibility" or "without this true conviction, I am nothing but a worm"? The next thing you have to define is "you". "You" as in you yourself, personally in your most secret of hearts? Or "You" as in your public persona and how you relate to the people around you and your place in society?

Damn metaphysics!

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#4 2011-01-07 09:45:54

Sorry, you should have included "Yes, She's fat and She's black" if you had really wanted me to participate in your pole. A more interesting question might be, do you believe in religion.

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#5 2011-01-07 09:49:20

Tall Paul wrote:

Sorry, you should have included "Yes, She's fat and She's black" if you had really wanted me to participate in your pole. A more interesting question might be, do you believe in religion.

You can participate ON my pole. I don't care however, if you answer the question IN the POLL.

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#6 2011-01-07 13:29:03

First off, Buddha is certainly not a God.  Buddhism is closer to philosophy that religion, thanks.  Secondly, your selection it too narrow.  Do I believe their is a universal form of consciousness?  possibly, but seeing as you only have one gender being expressed here, she is gonna be mighty pissed.

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#7 2011-01-07 13:39:21

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#8 2011-01-07 14:29:34

I can't answer the poll, either, because it's written from an entirely Christian perspective. As Dusty pointed out, Buddhists don't believe the Buddha is a god. The point of Buddhism is that a human being was able to achieve enlightenment without the aid of gods or deities. In fact, my own Buddhist denomination, Jodo Shinshu, very specifically cautions against the worship of deities or belief in the occult not because it's bad but because it's counterproductive to emancipation.

Second, I don't not believe in God anymore than I believe in gods. They're irrelevant.

Buddhism teaches that all things and events and beings are interconnected so, no, nothing happens by chance but they do happen because a myriad of causes and conditions have come together to produce certain outcomes. These things can, and do, change continually. Are we masters of our fates? Only in that we can learn to identify our circumstances and then make the decision to try for another outcome by changing those circumstances as much as is within our ability.

Nothing is an either/or proposition.

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#10 2011-01-07 15:21:12

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Edit: I corrected the tags.

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#11 2011-01-07 17:03:28

GooberMcNutly wrote:

Fnord, you sound more like a Unitarian than anything else.

I’m not that different from a large number of Episcopalians Goob.  The Belief-O-Matic quiz was taken by a number of the regular participants in the Episcopal discussion group on Beliefnet.  Based on your answers on the quiz you are shown how well you would fit into various religious groups.  For the members of the Episcopalian group, who tend to be priests, deacons, vestry members, or otherwise very involved in their faith, their top three compatibilities in varying order for different individuals tended to be Buddhist, Unitarian, and Pagan.

As for my internalized christophobia, I'm like Gandhi in that I think Christ is cool, but I'm absolutely freaked out and repelled by the actions of many organizations and individuals who claim to be Christ's spokespersons.  I believe this is the reason most Americans call themselves Christians but have little to no involvement with Christian churches.

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#12 2011-01-07 20:07:27

Episcopalianism, or C-of- E Lite, is unique among Christian sects in that it explicitly states that members need not believe anything, so long as you show up on Sunday and go through the motions AND put something in the plate as it comes by. Any part of the liturgy that you disagree with, just ignore. Are there parts of the Nicene Creed you can't swallow? Just don't speak that part out loud. The main advantage Unitarians have over us is that they don't have to put on a suit.

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#13 2011-01-07 20:47:14

sic

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#14 2011-01-07 21:10:06

at this moment, this is what I believe in.  Very tasty, smooth and just right for a cool evening home... 80)

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#15 2011-01-07 21:35:01

Tall Paul wrote:

The main advantage Unitarians have over us is that they don't have to put on a suit.

And the potlucks have always seemed to be healthier at UU get togethers, with lots of tofu and whole wheat. Baptists, on the other hand, seem in a hurry to get into Heaven, based on the kinds of food they put on the table at picnics. Lard biscuits with sausage gravy, anyone?

Free food. It worked in Galilee and is still working today...

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#16 2011-01-07 21:53:57

GooberMcNutly wrote:

Tall Paul wrote:

The main advantage Unitarians have over us is that they don't have to put on a suit.

And the potlucks have always seemed to be healthier at UU get togethers, with lots of tofu and whole wheat. Baptists, on the other hand, seem in a hurry to get into Heaven, based on the kinds of food they put on the table at picnics. Lard biscuits with sausage gravy, anyone?

Free food. It worked in Galilee and is still working today...

Some of us don't care for tofu and whole wheat.  We prefer the brie, shrimp, tamales, spring rolls and wine typically found at Episcopalian potlucks.

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#17 2011-01-08 00:27:49

Believing is a poor substitute for knowing, so I try to have as few beliefs as possible.

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#18 2011-01-08 00:28:33

Full blown atheist here.  I can understand people having morals, ethics and philosophy based upon their own personal experiences However, believing in hearsay from ancient documents or from authoritarian personalities is pure insanity in my mind.  I have yet to witness anything that can't be explained from personal drug use, sleep depravation or any other number of electrochemical effects within my mind.  It's fine believing whatever you want because existence is far too complicated for any bipedal ape to truly understand.  Just make sure that whatever you believe doesn't make you think you have the right to control others or initiate force against them.  The world has a long history of people who believe without a doubt something is true and committing the worst of atrocities because of it.

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#19 2011-01-08 00:42:27

Wait, so I'm the only member of the Church of Dhalgren? 

This sucks.  The rest of you can go to hell!   And since I'm the only member I'm pretty sure I can get that written into canon.

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#20 2011-01-08 01:54:06

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#21 2011-01-08 02:16:54

Reminds me of my Southern Baptist/Republican upbringing.

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#22 2011-01-08 08:55:30

Dirckman wrote:

Reminds me of my Southern Baptist/Republican upbringing.

There's nothing like it to put you off Jesus for life.

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#23 2011-01-08 09:15:32

George Orr wrote:

Dirckman wrote:

Reminds me of my Southern Baptist/Republican upbringing.

There's nothing like it to put you off Jesus for life.

I was indifferent to the subject until, Christ, almost 8 years ago when your advice forced me to conclude religions are rubbish, fairy tales beginning to end.

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#24 2011-01-08 13:57:53

The Vatican's "The Secret History" describes the last celebrated Roman emperor Justinian and his inner circle as venal, corrupt, immoral and most un-Christian. His wife, the Emperess Theodora, notoriously complains that nature granted womankind only three orifices by which to be satisfied.

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#26 2011-01-08 20:48:14

I suppose I'm a functional atheist, although I consider myself agnostic.  Too much time is wasted by both atheists and theists trying to use science to prove or disprove the concept of a god, when it's ultimately a waste of time.  If we take as a given that there is a god, then it is by definition a being that does not have to follow the rules of nature.

What I really can't stand is intolerance from believers and non-believers alike.  Nothing is more insufferable than a group of atheists guffawing and slapping each other's backs at some stupid Christian who has said something inane, or a gaggle of Christians forwarding horribly wrong pseudo-scientific articles back and forth, decrying the destruction of civilization by secularism.

Ultimately I don't think trying to prove or disprove the existence of a god or the mechanics of creation has any utility in our everyday lives.

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#27 2011-01-08 22:51:42

I'm not sure about "god" but I for absolute certain do not believe in the "God of Abraham" and the Old Testament.

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#28 2011-01-08 23:59:24

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#29 2011-01-09 16:00:35

Ant's all know what the others are doing and what needs to be done, humans demonstrate the same tendencies; ergo god is a group conciousnous which therefore includes group memories.

Or God is Odin, Thor and Mars - cuz they have really nasty weapons and shit.

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#30 2011-01-12 14:58:14

Apart from the fact that we are here, there isn't any evidence of of a creator (books and stories that create god in our own image are not evidence).  And, besides, we could be here by happenstance.  Even if there were an entity, creature, or force that designed the universe and us, the overwhelming evidence is that he is a violent, cruel SOB and not worthy of worship.

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