High Street at Cruelery.com - The Web's Bitter Afterbirth / Behold our new god:

fortinbras · 2009-06-07 20:27:56

Still better then our old one though

jesusluvspegging · 2009-06-07 20:42:15

Meet the new God, same as the old God.

tojo2000 · 2009-06-07 21:17:44

Wait, it's being worshipped as a god, but they couldn't find one single picture?

square · 2009-06-07 21:20:07

jesusluvspegging · 2009-06-07 21:38:20

All glory to the hypnotoad!

ptah13 · 2009-06-07 21:54:14

If you depict a picture of the Holy Toad on this website, I will slap a fatwa on you motherfuckers so fast, your goat-smelling sexual organs will spin!!!

jesusluvspegging · 2009-06-07 22:05:07

Since the story is on The Sun and there's no photos, I'm saying it's a fake.

jesusluvspegging wrote:
Meet the new God, same as the old God.

tojo2000 · 2009-06-07 22:20:37

ptah13 wrote:
If you depict a picture of the Holy Toad on this website, I will slap a fatwa on you motherfuckers so fast, your goat-smelling sexual organs will spin!!!

Oh, yeah, I forgot the part of the Quran about the multi-colored frog.

ptah13 · 2009-06-07 23:57:06

tojo2000 wrote:
ptah13 wrote:
If you depict a picture of the Holy Toad on this website, I will slap a fatwa on you motherfuckers so fast, your goat-smelling sexual organs will spin!!!
Oh, yeah, I forgot the part of the Quran about the multi-colored frog.

What can I say, my Farsi is lacking.