Ah, the joys of my new home state. Insisting they don't shoot anybody, and 'turn over' suspected border crossers to the local police/ICE officials, they're not above leaving them out in the desert to die, either.

Decadence wrote:

And, don't even think about trying to do any-thing about that.

He's aiding and abetting an invading army of aliens.  Frankly, that qualifies as treason for which the traditional penalty is death.  It sounds like he got off easy.

Fnord's so "hard" he'll slap the negro out of a mulatto.

Fnord's so "hard" he named his only son Kunta Kente., just so he could force him to change his name to Toby when he turned 6.

Fnord's so "hard" he shits white.

Fnord's so "hard" he beat his own mother when he heard that she went black, even though she did eventually come back.

Fnord's so "hard" his tires are NOTHING BUT whitewall.

I can't picture anything but geh sex whenever you say "fnord is so 'hard'."

Please stop.

*EDIT* As soon as I made this post I was taken to the Forum page and the Two fruits in Syrup banner for Taint and Pale was playing.  We need a Calvin Klein threesome banner now.

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Fnord's so "hard" he went black just so he could go back.

Fnord's so "hard" he follows Robert's Rules of Order at the dinner table.

Fnord's so "hard" he started a cargo cult in Compton.

Fnord's so "hard" he eats only rice, milk, and bleached enriched flour.

You guys fucking RULE!!!!

And...Fnord's so "hard" he bathes in a mixture of industrial peroxide and chlorine bleach to maintain his genetically superior pallor.

I love you to bits and pieces Fnord, but this is the best meme evaaaar!

Fnord's so "hard" he was mined in South Africa in the good old days

Fnord's so "hard" he thinks this song's about him.

Sorry, I was making dinner.

Fnord's so "hard" he bleached his Dalmation.

Girls suck at The Dozens.

Fnord's so "hard" that if he logs on to High-Street for more than four hours, Choad has to talk to a doctor.

jesusluvspegging wrote:

Girls suck at The Dozens.

I was kidding, but be careful not to flip Miss Sofie's Bitch Switch™.

I'm mean as FUCK.

Ask some old timey members from cruel.

I used to make the members of Spatula of Death (look it up) cry.

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jesusluvspegging wrote:

Yo mama's so ugly she has to take her own Roofies to frat parties.

Yo' mama's so bald you can see what's on her mind...

Yo' mama's so greazy, Chevron buys oil from her...

jesusluvspegging wrote:

Yo' mama's so rank, garbage cans salute when she walks past.

EDIT: mine are original, by the way.

And I am being coached by a 12 year old.

Whatev.

How ironic we're doing the dozens (an African American art form) in the middle of your new Fnord meme.


Okay, a new original one:

Yo' mama's so horny, she's like a TV - even a 2 year old can turn her on...

Yo mama's so old, she was alive when the Dead Sea was just getting sick.

Fnord's so hard he works at 7-11 just so he can piss in the grape soda.


Yo' mama's idea of Ladies Night is Cici's and a glass of vanilla extract.

What do yo' mama and a turtle have in common?

Flip them on their back, and they're fucked.

Yo mama's so old, Exxon has bought the rights to her cunt.