High Street at Cruelery.com

opsec · 2009-06-19 23:02:16

fnord · 2009-06-19 23:20:39

She appears to be a bath-avoiding dirty pig like her grandfather.

Dmtdust · 2009-06-19 23:46:54

fnord wrote:
She appears to be a bath-avoiding dirty pig like her grandfather.

You no lika da Che? Waasamatta wit you, eh?

opsec · 2009-06-19 23:52:29

I wonder if PETA made her shave the pits? Somehow I see PETA being pro natural, but I suppose they're realistic. Pit hair on billboards won't bring in the donations.

Now that flies are off the menu, I'm wondering what is OK to eat?

George Orr · 2009-06-20 00:41:02

I once considered sending a threat to PETA along the lines of: "Dear PETA, every time you degrade a human woman in one of your ploys for attention disguised as ads, I am going to eat an animal. So just remember that every time you display female nudity, a pig or a cow will lose its life, and the deaths be on your heads. Sincerely, Boo Radley."

I'm considering it again at the moment.

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orangeplus · 2009-06-20 01:49:51

choad · 2009-06-20 01:50:30

George Orr wrote:
Dear PETA, every time you degrade a human woman in one of your ploys for attention disguised as ads, I am going to eat an animal. So just remember that every time you display female nudity, a pig or a cow will lose its life, and the deaths be on your heads.

Ok, but do you believe that "degrading women" stuff? From the rewrite desk:

Every time your marketing sinks to this attention whoring level I'll shoot, dress, cure and wear one of your adopt-a-pets. The edible remains I'll throw in my slo-cooker for the local homeless shelter.