#2 2009-06-28 13:05:52
The world's fastest asshat.
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#3 2009-06-28 13:08:41
I think he had a stroke from all that yelling.
When Billy Mays first started screaming on TV, my older boy was pretty young, and one time, he turned to the TV and yelled "STOP SCREAMING AT MEEEEEE!".
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#4 2009-06-28 13:09:44
I'ma be cool, and delete mine, 'cause you put fancy pictures up with yours.
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#5 2009-06-28 13:10:29
Oh, bloody hell, you beat me, Sophie. (on edit: Thanks, sweetie.)
In related news:
According to Fox news, the death was allegedly unexpected as Mays had just returned from Philadelphia, where he was shooting a new OxiClean commercial. Apparently he was a passenger on a plane that suffered a blown front tire upon landing. He tells a local TV station, “All of a sudden as we hit you know it was just the hardest hit, all the things from the ceiling started dropping. It hit me on the head, but I got a hard head.”
Can you say latent concussion? I can. And I smell lawsuit.
Last edited by whosasailorthen (2009-06-28 13:17:55)
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#6 2009-06-28 13:14:14
When Billy Mays first started screaming on TV, my older boy was pretty young, and one time, he turned to the TV and yelled "STOP SCREAMING AT MEEEEEE!".
I THINK IN HONOR OF DEAR DEPARTED BILLY, THE REST OF THIS THREAD SHOULD BE IN OBSCENELY ANNOYING, YELLING TYPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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#7 2009-06-28 13:21:07
*dies laughing*
He was pretty little, too. Like 3 or so.
I think it's a universal response.
We had a dispatcher that would scream all the time. God, I hated her! Understand that I'm often so soft spoken (especially with people I don't know well), that people can barely understand me on the phone. So my kid doesn't dig the screaming approach.
He can be loud as hell himself, and his dad is loud, 'cause he's deaf in one ear...but as far as what he's used to (me), he got freaked out at The Power of Oxiclean.
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#8 2009-06-28 14:51:44
4chan is in tears
odds are next will be Prince or Bruce Campbell
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#9 2009-06-28 15:45:55
orangeplus wrote:
Bruce Campbell
Bite your tongue! Bite!
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#11 2009-06-28 21:40:01
This fuckwad dies on my birthday. How cool is that.
Karma something or other ....
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#12 2009-06-28 22:00:25
MSG Tripps wrote:
This fuckwad dies on my birthday. How cool is that.
Karma something or other ....
I TOLD YOU YOU WERE A CANCER! Astrology is true!
Happy Birthday!
XOXOXO
Auto-edited on 2020-08-02 to update URLs
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#13 2009-06-28 22:08:31
MSG Tripps wrote:
This fuckwad dies on my birthday. How cool is that.
Karma something or other ....
Oh, and stop whining. John Fucking Lennon died on or the day before my birthday.
Lulz galore, and Instant Karma, I'm telling you.
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#14 2009-06-28 22:13:54
sofaking wrote:
Oh, and stop whining.
Whining?
Hell no. This motherfucker has invaded my space way too many times.
I am just glad I did not have to handle it.
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#15 2009-06-28 23:31:07
The really creepy part is that his commercials will still be on TeeVee for the next 10 years.
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#16 2009-06-29 03:11:09
Truly, we've lost so many of the great ones this past week. When will it end?
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#17 2009-06-29 04:54:22
Death will not stop striking down celebrities until Amy Winehouse finally gives up the ghost.
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#18 2009-06-29 14:16:41
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#19 2009-06-29 18:45:28
Taint wrote:
Truly, we've lost so many of the great ones this past week. When will it end?
Does it have to?
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#20 2009-06-29 19:47:38
The OJ trial kept my grandpa alive -and many others, I'm assuming-when it was happening. Same with the Clinton impeachment trial. I'm only sorry Michael didn't linger on in some kind of vegetative state for awhile, at least through the dog days of July, it could have helped a lot of people.
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