#1 2009-07-02 16:29:59
Seriously, life's been so cruel to this motherfucker, we should just make it Gary Day and let the fucker have whatever makes him happy.
Because I'm sure the next day he'll have caught the AIDS.
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#2 2009-07-02 18:19:44
Nobody has given him even a mercy fuck?
Poor Gary. No wonder he blows up at people.
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#3 2009-07-02 18:44:32
Are you volunteering? I don't see anyone lining up for that honor. Just Askin'. Poor Gary my ass.
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#4 2009-07-02 18:52:21
I understand why Gary Coleman and Jordan Sparks aren’t getting laid, but the rest of that group range from attractive to very attractive and should make the most of it.
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#5 2009-07-03 00:19:39
And to think he could have been Governor of California.
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#6 2009-07-04 03:17:23
All it gives me is Coleman, and--quite frankly--I don't care if he reproduces by budding. I would just as soon prefer he never got laid and committed suicide because of it. If Billy Mays can die, then so can the rest of the 50 yo virgins. [yes, I know Mays has unfortunately reproduced]
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#8 2009-07-04 04:33:32
A) It's Utah. B) Fuckin' what's wrong with the tall redhead that she hooked up with this homunculus? C) How did 'criminal mischief' get added?
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