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This worthless cunt's so-called "music" made me grow a vagina and start menstruating.

Seriously, this has now replaced Ani Defranco as my pick for "worst musician ever."  Jeez, you'd think you fags would be mans' men and listen to decent music, but NOOOOO it's all showtunes and shrill dykes with acoustic guitars.

EDIT: can't remember if Choad's gay or not, but I'm leaving the post un-changed.

Last edited by jesusluvspegging (2009-07-14 00:00:37)

whosasailorthen wrote:

Ahh, there we are... a truly critical review from a gentleman of good breeding.

Thanks for that invaluable and thought provoking perspective, JLP.

Happy to oblige.

opsec wrote:

That stray apostrophe gives you wiggle room... repent now and say you were talking about Pale or Taint.

What stray?  That's a fucking contraction.  "Choad is"

EDIT: and apparently Choad is straight.  After the Fnord outing, can you blame me for not being sure?

Last edited by jesusluvspegging (2009-07-14 00:33:48)

whosasailorthen wrote:

jesusluvspegging wrote:

opsec wrote:

That stray apostrophe gives you wiggle room... repent now and say you were talking about Pale or Taint.

What stray?  That's a fucking contraction.  "Choad is"

EDIT: and apparently Choad is straight.  After the Fnord outing, can you blame me for not being sure?

And this, coming from someone who likes stout pieces of plastic shoved up his ass?

I am also the Son of God.  I listen to Metal, among other things.

opsec wrote:

Hey I was just trying to give you an out.  And many of us are confused by the new fnord paradigm.

Confused and.... strangely aroused?

I'd just like to point out that the fnord outing happened just after the Zookie ragequit.  Now, I'm not saying they're the same person... but have you ever seen them in the same room at the same time?

EDIT: thanks for the out, but I'll own up to my own tomfooleries.

Last edited by jesusluvspegging (2009-07-14 00:47:43)

choad wrote:

jesusluvspegging wrote:

Jeez, you'd think you fags would be mans' men and listen to decent music, but NOOOOO it's all showtunes and shrill dykes with acoustic guitars.

A classically trained pianist when she was critically injured riding a bicycle in Philadelphia 10 years ago, she rebuilt her cognitive skills from scratch with jazz and blues, writing and performing despite the chronic pain. I've heard her speak. The woman is brilliant.

Just because she went through a lot of hard shit doesn't mean her music doesn't blow.

Take a look at the ratio of classically trained pianists:crap pop artists who've gotten you laid.  Heavily weighted to the crap pop artists, isn't it?

EDIT: and since when has being a good speaker related in any way to one's musical talent?

Last edited by jesusluvspegging (2009-07-14 01:20:49)

Quiet, noob, you're not helping.

It's cool, Choad.  I like her and her music... a lot.  And hey, she's a hometown girl... gotta look her up.

OK, she deserves props for pulling herself together after a bad accident.  However, the video appears to be the love child of an orgy involving Peggy Lee, Lawrence Welk, and the June Taylor Dancers and wasn't the sort of thing I would listen to.