Never trust anybody who claims to be the Second Coming.

God's a pretty old dude. Are you sure there will even be a second coming? I guess 2000 years is long enough to recharge the ol' photon torpedos.

I would prefer not to think about Ted cumming.

ted (ted) verb tr.

To spread or strew for drying (newly mown grass, for example).

[From Middle English tedde, from Old Norse tethja (to manure).]

"During the course of a year, a wedding and a funeral take place, along with events such as the cutting and tedding of hay and the livestock auction on Monaghan Day."

Jim Coan, By the Lake, Library Journal (New York), Apr 1, 2002.

It's a sad commentary on what I'm about that I too recognized this from a couple of years ago. Damn. Where's the erase?

I have no interest. I will not even click on the link. Fuck Jesus and anyone who mentions or refers to him, even in jest.

Ted is a schizophrenic individual with delusions of grandeur.

Note the word patterns he uses, his flat affect without emotion, and his use of the third person perspective. Classic symptoms.

Ted needs a nice psych unit to rule over in his holy glory.

Any actor will tell you:  "You never go full Ted".