#2 2009-08-02 20:37:03

Spammer...nothing to see here, folks...

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#3 2009-08-02 20:45:59

Spammer? Do you know hw to work the series of tubes?

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#4 2009-08-02 22:57:59

Unfortunately, a percentage of the site's user base, instead of trying to have interesting conversations, likes to harass other users through vulgarity, spamming, and so on. I consider this a very serious issue, and I'm working on methods of controlling it as much as possible.

What's the point if they're going to suck all the fun out of it?

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#5 2009-08-03 08:56:01

Unfortunately, a percentage of the site's user base, instead of trying to have interesting conversations, likes to harass other users through vulgarity, spamming, and so on. I consider this a very serious issue, and I'm working on methods of controlling it as much as possible.

Hey Chuck!  If you wouldn't be such an asshole and engage in hit whoring, you wouldn't have such a problem with trolls getting back at you and your pathetic little hook up site.

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#6 2009-08-03 09:33:41

I think Ill set up a chat bot to spam the site with old Elisa conversational trees and link stuffing.

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#7 2009-08-04 00:30:50

fnord wrote:

Hey Chuck!  If you wouldn't be such an asshole and engage in hit whoring, you wouldn't have such a problem with trolls getting back at you and your pathetic little hook up site.

Umm, it's not Chuck's site.  If you bother to look at his posting history, I don't think you'll find much there to accuse him of link spamming.

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#8 2009-08-04 02:52:15

Chuckie wrote:

Do you know hw to work the series of tubes?

Fallopian, or are you on about the sub-way now?

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#9 2009-08-04 02:56:30

square wrote:

fnord wrote:

Hey Chuck!  If you wouldn't be such an asshole and engage in hit whoring, you wouldn't have such a problem with trolls getting back at you and your pathetic little hook up site.

Umm, it's not Chuck's site.  If you bother to look at his posting history, I don't think you'll find much there to accuse him of link spamming.

Thanks Square.

I was just sharing what I thought was an amusing link, I guess if it had featured a midget eating feces and I gave it a proper intro it would have been embraced as worthy. I found the site listed as number one here:

http://www.pointlesssites.com/

Number 10 here:

http://tech.yahoo.com/news/pcworld/2009 … websites_1

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#10 2009-08-04 03:07:03

fnord wrote:

Unfortunately, a percentage of the site's user base, instead of trying to have interesting conversations, likes to harass other users through vulgarity, spamming, and so on. I consider this a very serious issue, and I'm working on methods of controlling it as much as possible.

Hey Chuck!  If you wouldn't be such an asshole and engage in hit whoring, you wouldn't have such a problem with trolls getting back at you and your pathetic little hook up site.

Hey Fnord! Go fuck yourself. I am a mechanical engineer for a large aerospace company, I look at the internet, I don't make money from it.

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#11 2009-08-04 03:24:23

AladdinSane wrote:

Spammer...nothing to see here, folks...

Here is a link for you Aladdin:

www.apa.org/journals/features/psp7761121.pdf

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#12 2009-08-04 04:41:37

Chuck Schick wrote:

I am a mechanical engineer for a large aerospace company . . .

Yes, that's quite the e-penis that you have there, sir.  The question is:  "Do you know how to use it?"

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#13 2009-08-04 10:01:26

Chuck Schick wrote:

fnord wrote:

Unfortunately, a percentage of the site's user base, instead of trying to have interesting conversations, likes to harass other users through vulgarity, spamming, and so on. I consider this a very serious issue, and I'm working on methods of controlling it as much as possible.

Hey Chuck!  If you wouldn't be such an asshole and engage in hit whoring, you wouldn't have such a problem with trolls getting back at you and your pathetic little hook up site.

Hey Fnord! Go fuck yourself. I am a mechanical engineer for a large aerospace company, I look at the internet, I don't make money from it.

Take a Midol and plug yourself up with a Snuggie™; you’re leaving behind a trail of nasty puddles and clots.

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#14 2009-08-04 16:39:01

I've been trying this on and off.  I think 4chan is going to be a powerful force on omegle.  I've all ready been bitched twice at for not observing Rules 1 and 2 closely enough.  With their help, this thing will consume itself in short order.

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#15 2009-08-04 18:08:49

fnord wrote:

Chuck Schick wrote:

fnord wrote:

Hey Chuck!  If you wouldn't be such an asshole and engage in hit whoring, you wouldn't have such a problem with trolls getting back at you and your pathetic little hook up site.

Hey Fnord! Go fuck yourself. I am a mechanical engineer for a large aerospace company, I look at the internet, I don't make money from it.

Take a Midol and plug yourself up with a Snuggie™; you’re leaving behind a trail of nasty puddles and clots.

Right after I'm done pissing in your mouth Captain Queeg. Are you giving up the great spam investigation? I don't think it was the mess boys, maybe you should ask everyone to send in their keys so you can find the duplicate key.

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#17 2009-08-04 22:01:00

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: CAN I TAP THAT
Stranger: ok
You: SHIT
You have disconnected.

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#18 2009-08-04 22:15:15

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hello
You: you're just an object to me
You: hello, object
You: would you like a hot dog?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: it delicious
You: you're just a piece of meat
You: and i am a butcher
Stranger: what?
You: where do yu live?
Stranger: china
Stranger: you?
You: suriname
You: do you eat cats?
Stranger: of course not!!
You: too bad, they are delicious
You: don't judge me
Stranger: you are so Metamorphosis
Stranger: i want to judge you
You: too bad
You: you are not allowed to -- you say you are from china
You: chinese people are banned from judging things on the internet
You: your government says so
You: keep it up and I will tell them what you are doing!!!
Stranger: you don't know our government
You: i do!
Stranger: stupid

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#19 2009-08-04 22:15:48

God,  Feel The LOVE!

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#20 2009-08-04 22:15:58

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi
You: OH GOD SPIDERS
Stranger: lol k
You: ALL OVER MY KEYBOARD
You: 5Q377-5ER[W
You: OJIE47SR68GF75Q 1gu\w4e'
Stranger: how are typing
You: RS7azu6
Stranger: ahh
You: ok i think that was all of them
You: OH GOD MORE
You: GYH8IQ 3T64BJYN 45WERTGHY645WT2H[9
You: o2Y756W]Y5W43768HGR FDUHJIOL6TEHJ[PY56WRT
You have disconnected.

Actually, this site is kinda fun.

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#21 2009-08-04 22:28:01

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: howdy!
Stranger: heey
You: how are you this so-fine evening?
Stranger: fine and you?
You: i'm bleeding
You: but it's ok
You: it'll stop eventually
Stranger: male or female?
You: you first
Stranger: female
You: male
You: hi there, female
Stranger: how old?
You: 30 +/- 5%
You: not that it matters
You: why is it that people have this immediate need to label the stranger they're talking with? male or female, how old, are you some kind of freak, etc etc
You: can't you just talk to an anonymous chat window without having to try to put a face on it?
Stranger: i'm sorry
Stranger: no more questions
You: no, questions are fine
You: just don't ask questions that relate to my individual identity
You: and i'll show you the same courtesy?
Stranger: ok
You: so, do you like it in the ass?
Stranger: i have to go
Stranger: bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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#22 2009-08-05 01:47:27

hey, thx to that site, I just had a non-retarded convo.  WTF??

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#23 2009-08-05 04:19:47

Brilliant! It should be called Fuck With Strangers.

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#24 2009-08-09 05:03:39

Fuck. I can't believe I wasted my life on two pages of this shit. I could have been fapping or picking navel lint.

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#26 2009-08-12 10:32:22

Speaking of strangers, don't you miss Carl?

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#27 2009-08-12 23:09:08

jesusluvspegging wrote:

Omegle Text Adventure Game

I liked Zork.

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#28 2009-08-15 02:43:24

jesusluvspegging wrote:

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: howdy!
Stranger: heey
You: how are you this so-fine evening?
Stranger: fine and you?
You: i'm bleeding
You: but it's ok
You: it'll stop eventually
Stranger: male or female?
You: you first
Stranger: female
You: male
You: hi there, female
Stranger: how old?
You: 30 +/- 5%
You: not that it matters
You: why is it that people have this immediate need to label the stranger they're talking with? male or female, how old, are you some kind of freak, etc etc
You: can't you just talk to an anonymous chat window without having to try to put a face on it?
Stranger: i'm sorry
Stranger: no more questions
You: no, questions are fine
You: just don't ask questions that relate to my individual identity
You: and i'll show you the same courtesy?
Stranger: ok
You: so, do you like it in the ass?
Stranger: i have to go
Stranger: bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Okay, that one was pretty good.

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#29 2009-08-15 13:54:08

Wooden Jesus wrote:

You: so, do you like it in the ass?
Stranger: i have to go
Stranger: bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I think that I see where you "went wrong" here.  Too vague - Next time, try to be more specific when in-quiring as to what specifically your conversational partner might like in their ass.

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