#2 2009-08-12 17:03:21
I seriously considered donating sperm, but the bottom line is that I cannot be sure that, a few years down the road, I won't get a knock on My front door from some psycho bitch I've never met demanding child support. The courts have shown a disgraceful lack of desire to protect the rights of donors.
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#3 2009-08-12 17:06:16
I've donated a lot of sperm. All direct deposit mind you.
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#4 2009-08-12 17:08:58
I just squirt Mine into the slot in the ATM.
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#5 2009-08-12 17:28:03
Scotty wrote:
I've donated a lot of sperm. All direct deposit mind you.
Anal with donkeys doesn't count. You knew that, right?
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#6 2009-08-12 17:44:11
And Jesus wonders why he's overdrawn.
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#7 2009-08-12 18:03:11
Scotty wrote:
I've donated a lot of sperm. All direct deposit mind you.
Substantial penalty for early withdrawl, though, to say nothing of those 9 month margin calls.
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#8 2009-08-12 18:10:33
This is, hands down, the best headline I have ever seen. Bravo to you, O+.
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