#1 2009-08-12 19:39:51
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#2 2009-08-12 19:42:16
HAH! I like your picture on this one. Great fucking movie.
Bruce Lee will always be the King. If there's such a thing as the afterlife, then Bruce Lee is sitting in God's chair.
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#3 2009-08-12 19:54:01
jesusluvspegging wrote:
If there's such a thing as the afterlife, then Bruce Lee is sitting in God's chair.
You are correct about that. Bruce Lee was one badass Chinaman.
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#4 2009-08-12 20:07:50
See, Chuck Norris can kick people's asses, so he doesn't have to worry about the products of exceptionally poorly raised children. I, on the other hand, was sensitive and a scholar, and grew up neck-deep in these FAS windowlickers. If sending government people by to 17-year-old Cammy's house to tell her to quit drinking while she's pregnant and to not beat the shit out of her child is socialism, then the converse is... what's the word... fucking retarded.
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#5 2009-08-12 20:16:50
The Boogie Man checks under his bed every night to make sure Chuck Norris isn't under there.
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#6 2009-08-12 20:27:15
Chuck Norris:Jefferson Davis::Steven Seagal:Bruce Lee
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#8 2009-08-12 20:50:18
Ol' Bruce always loved that camera angle where you're striking right at the camera. You don't see it so much these days, but I always thought it was fantastic. It really puts you into the fight.
Has Chuck ever had a good haircut?
I also love the look that Bruce gets on his face when he kills a man. It's good in this, it's better in Enter the Dragon when he kills Oharra.
EDIT: spelling of Oharra, which I had to look up.
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#9 2009-08-12 20:55:06
Lee's movies are the only ones [please no suggestions] of that, or perhaps more correct, his genre that I watch.
Analog baby.
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#10 2009-08-12 20:58:49
I watch an awful lot of kung-fu movies.
Suggestion you asked me not to make
Another one
...but Sifu Lee is still the fucking King.
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#11 2009-08-12 21:00:09
I fucked Chuck Norris and his stale meme in prison.
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#12 2009-08-13 00:01:19
jesusluvspegging wrote:
Chuck Norris:Jefferson Davis::Steven Seagal:Bruce Lee
Why, then, did Jefferson Davis dress up in a dress to elude his Union captors?
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#13 2009-08-13 04:45:45
jesusluvspegging wrote:
Thank you jesus; I haven’t seen that one. I love Lau Kar-Leung’s old movies, but Chang Cheh is still my favorite director. He used a lot of wide shots with few cuts, and his gory movies were full of spectacular deaths.
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#14 2009-08-13 12:26:17
jesusluvspegging wrote:
Has Chuck ever had a good haircut?
It's always the same one. Hair that sits on a wig stand at night doesn't grow much, ya know?
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#15 2009-08-15 16:54:49
I've only now gotten about to completing my resume. What particular skills do you think that I should stress most which would seem to qualify me as a sitting council member on a "death panel"?
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#16 2009-08-15 17:08:18
I want to be on a Death Panel! When do they start hiring??!!
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