#1 2009-08-20 22:55:20
For that "Twilight" experience you all have been craving!
http://tantusinc.com/mm5/merchant.mvc?S … gory_Code=
Sorry George... touch it now!
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#2 2009-08-20 22:57:53
Dmtdust wrote:
For that "Twilight" experience you all have been craving!
Invisible link, Dusty?
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#3 2009-08-20 23:03:40
George Orr wrote:
Dmtdust wrote:
For that "Twilight" experience you all have been craving!
Invisible link, Dusty?
It worked for me when I didn't click it.
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#4 2009-08-20 23:17:38
George got all excited!
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#5 2009-08-21 00:12:47
Dmtdust wrote:
George got all excited!
Problem is, this is what we're expected to fantasize about while using a refrigerated(!) dildo:
I mean, ick.
Also, the Mary Sue author of this Twilight drool is Mormon, and even in her hot fictional fantasies her characters don't have extramarital sex, and I am sure she would disapprove most strongly of this glittery, chilled product.
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#6 2009-08-21 00:16:21
I don't get it, the color is just really pale white? It should be called "the Nerd."
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#7 2009-08-21 00:18:52
And George, come on, girlfriend. Dude looks like a lady! I'm all for hygiene but there's something to be said for some manly scruffitude.
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#8 2009-08-21 01:23:59
Vampire Sech! Vaaaaampire Sech! Mormon Sech! It's the same!
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#9 2009-08-21 01:28:47
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#10 2009-08-21 02:31:54
He's totally Brooke Shields with a strap on. I don't get it.
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#11 2009-08-21 05:50:49
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#12 2009-08-21 08:01:41
icangetyouatoe wrote:
And George, come on, girlfriend. Dude looks like a lady! I'm all for hygiene but there's something to be said for some manly scruffitude.
Then you would love the shit out of me.
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#13 2009-08-21 09:20:13
Auto-edited on 2020-08-02 to update URLs
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#14 2009-08-21 12:47:16
Bigcat wrote:
icangetyouatoe wrote:
And George, come on, girlfriend. Dude looks like a lady! I'm all for hygiene but there's something to be said for some manly scruffitude.
Then you would love the shit out of me.
Literally, right?
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#15 2009-08-21 13:10:13
I just threw up in my mouth a little.
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#16 2009-08-21 16:40:16
Sorry, that dude is ugly.
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#17 2009-08-21 17:15:31
Hey... it sparkles!
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#18 2009-08-21 17:28:45
meh, they can have their fantasy boyfriend who must suck the life essence out of others in order to survive. It'll help prepare them for their musician boyfriends when they get to be college-aged.
Me? I'll stick with my Stacy.
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