#2 2009-08-25 14:54:33
This gives me an idea. Perhaps they could deed us their homes so we can keep fluffy happy in his own back yard. We'll even water those favorite rose bushes when you're called up by the Man.**
** A limited time offer. The end of times is near.
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#3 2009-08-25 15:38:51
Hate to break it to y'all, but the Rapture happened in '93.
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#4 2009-08-25 16:14:48
Koresh was right?
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#5 2009-08-25 23:29:41
It could have been one hell of a busi-ness if Christians gave a fuck a-bout any-body but their-self. Fido or Mister Whiskers would be the last thing on their mind on "The Day Of Ascension".
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#6 2009-08-26 09:11:53
Why do they care? Those furry little shitters don't have souls. Or do they?
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#7 2009-08-26 10:56:01
All rocks go to heaven.
Nice - I think that I have finally found my epitaph.
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#8 2009-08-26 11:46:15
I thought Dirck took care of Fluff?
Wait, that was Cherry Vanilla, wasn't it?
NVM.
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