Lucky he doesn't have shit being thrown at him, DC rush hour leads to sadistically vicious people.

Bring back the stocks I say, and oh yes, the cane (yes I've had six of the best) to publicly shame bad behaviour. It would make everyone think twice, ask any child who ever sat on a naughty step, or, in my age group, who ever had to face the corner throughout lessons, knowing every eye was on them, boring in their back. Or, was forced to sit and do a hundred lines, whilst classes came and went and carried on as normal, as they stayed behind to finish all their lines. Having to endure the giggling and tittering at them, actually works, and most of us only go there once! Those that persisted with the same offences, were usually considered seriously sad! Shame, like a minor burn, is a very healthy learning technique. We shy away from the cause of it again.

I imagine this is Dusty's grade school teacher.