#51 2009-09-09 18:15:47

See, the flip side of guys talking about pussy like it's fucking Panda Express ( and not worshpping at the temple of Yoni like they should) is girls talking about sex like "letting your boyfriend do this" and "letting your boyfriend do that" which makes the guy sound like some kind of priapic drooling retard you let off the leash once in a while. A woman can want, beg, need, demand, cajole, seduce or simply just agree to fucking a particular way, but I don't like this "let" shit. 

Nothing personal Kim, but seriously.

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#52 2009-09-09 18:23:46

The elegant Toe wrote:

...which makes the guy sound like some kind of priapic drooling retard you let off the leash once in a while.

Well... yeah.

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#53 2009-09-09 18:26:45

kim

icangetyouatoe wrote:

See, the flip side of guys talking about pussy like it's fucking Panda Express ( and not worshpping at the temple of Yoni like they should) is girls talking about sex like "letting your boyfriend do this" and "letting your boyfriend do that" which makes the guy sound like some kind of priapic drooling retard you let off the leash once in a while. A woman can want, beg, need, demand, cajole, seduce or simply just agree to fucking a particular way, but I don't like this "let" shit. 

Nothing personal Kim, but seriously.

I agree; don't let my uh, usage of the word "let" confuse anyone.

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#54 2009-09-09 18:30:10

Taint wrote:

Come on Jesus: I give superior blow jobs and love anal. When do you want to meet?

Before I formed you in the womb I knew you.

Tell your mom "hi."

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#55 2009-09-09 19:08:55

orangeplus wrote:

... I live in the Mission of SF, so getting laid is as difficult as walking out the door, and if you call them back they think you're a god (thank you 25% males of SF who are gay!)

In the early, mid 70's, San Francisco was very kind to me, especially when women found out you liked 'em.  Such displays of feminine generosity. 

Memories.... oh dem memories....

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#56 2009-09-09 21:08:38

Gentlemen, it is all in the gait.... http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/18637995

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#57 2009-09-09 21:14:27

Dmtdust wrote:

Gentlemen, it is all in the gait.... http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/18637995

Probably not

The authors "diagnosed" 8 of the 16 women as vaginally orgasmic and they were only wrong 25% of the time.

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#58 2009-09-09 21:32:42

jesusluvspegging wrote:

Dmtdust wrote:

Gentlemen, it is all in the gait.... http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/18637995

Probably not

The authors "diagnosed" 8 of the 16 women as vaginally orgasmic and they were only wrong 25% of the time.

No observations from your own experiences?  Just askin'

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#59 2009-09-09 22:49:35

Dmtdust wrote:

orangeplus wrote:

... I live in the Mission of SF, so getting laid is as difficult as walking out the door, and if you call them back they think you're a god (thank you 25% males of SF who are gay!)

In the early, mid 70's, San Francisco was very kind to me, especially when women found out you liked 'em.  Such displays of feminine generosity. 

Memories.... oh dem memories....



"in a surprise to many botanists worldwide, the very clover that covers dolores park has itself become infected with herpes."

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#60 2009-09-09 23:04:18

orangeplus wrote:

Dmtdust wrote:

orangeplus wrote:

... I live in the Mission of SF, so getting laid is as difficult as walking out the door, and if you call them back they think you're a god (thank you 25% males of SF who are gay!)

In the early, mid 70's, San Francisco was very kind to me, especially when women found out you liked 'em.  Such displays of feminine generosity. 

Memories.... oh dem memories....



"in a surprise to many botanists worldwide, the very clover that covers dolores park has itself become infected with herpes."

Obviously you have been very, very busy.

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#61 2009-09-10 01:10:44

Glad to have sparked such a session of reasoned discourse.

As far as I'm concerned, however:

"And I don't like a thing about your sister, 'cause I, I, I, think sex is overrated too."

Everything About You, Ugly Kid Joe, c 1991.

(do like the guitar riff, though)

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#62 2009-09-10 01:40:16

Vegans!

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#63 2009-09-10 08:30:19

Dmtdust wrote:

No observations from your own experiences?  Just askin'

In my limited sample size, 75% of women are vaginally orgasmic, and 100% agree that I'm a master of cunnilingus.  If I was to have guessed by the way they walked... I suppose I'd have put the number at 50%, but this is all in retrospect so who the hell knows.

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#64 2009-09-10 09:03:44

jesusluvspegging wrote:

Dmtdust wrote:

Gentlemen, it is all in the gait.... http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/18637995

Probably not

The authors "diagnosed" 8 of the 16 women as vaginally orgasmic and they were only wrong 25% of the time.

I wouldn’t quote “Dr.” Amy Tuteur on anything.  She apparently just barely qualified to become a doctor, then let her license lapse.  She has since embarked on a career as an attention whore, using Google to find any discussion of home births and butt in with a shrill refrain of “Homebirth kills babies!”  Some of her more sensational columns reveal a level of uptightness and emotional instability that would be acceptable in a beautician or Tupperware saleslady, but would be a cause for concern if she were a practicing physician.

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#65 2009-09-10 09:21:33

fnord wrote:

I wouldn’t quote “Dr.” Amy Tuteur on anything.  She apparently just barely qualified to become a doctor, then let her license lapse.  She has since embarked on a career as an attention whore, using Google to find any discussion of home births and butt in with a shrill refrain of “Homebirth kills babies!”  Some of her more sensational columns reveal a level of uptightness and emotional instability that would be acceptable in a beautician or Tupperware saleslady, but would be a cause for concern if she were a practicing physician.

Yeah, she's nutty, but she's right about this particular study: it's unscientific as hell, and the sample size is garbage.

...and home birth does kill babies.

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