A man comes home early from work while his wife was having an affair up in her room. She hears him come in the house, so she hides her lover in the closet. The guy hears a voice.  Unbeknown to her and her lover the lady's son had been in the closet watching the action.

"Boy, it sure is dark in here", said the boy.

"Listen, kid, here's twenty bucks.  Keep your mouth shut, alright?" says the lover.

A few weeks later the boy comes home with a big box of chocolates for his mother.  She thanks him and asks him where he got the money for such a nice gift.

"Sorry, mom, I can't tell you that", says the boy.

"But, Johnny, you're only ten years old.  Where would you get money for this?"

"I'm sorry, mom, I just can't tell you", Johnny says.

His mother sternly warns him, "Well, son, we're Catholic and if you've done something wrong to get this money you need to go to confession."

The boy had never been to confession so when he got to the church he went into the little box and sat there not really knowing what to do.

After a few minutes he says, "Boy, it sure is dark in here."

The priest says, "Don't start that with me again, kid."

Last edited by Scotty (2009-09-09 09:26:35)

We call BS on that...

I may have forgotten to take my hormones this morning.  But I'm not admitting to anything.  And besides, I'm still right.