#1 2009-09-23 16:23:05

You have had 1,280,548 indirect and direct sexual partners.

When going back 3 generations, you have had 2,978 indirect and direct sexual partners.

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#2 2009-09-23 16:30:17

Well... not as much as some: "We are unable to perform this calculation."  I broke it.

Another similar item...
http://www.google.com/hostednews/afp/ar … QgVrKOeQ6A

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#3 2009-09-23 16:41:57

The calculator is totally useless for the average gay man.  Most gay men reach the "more than fifty partners" mark within a short period of time after becoming sexually active.

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#4 2009-09-23 16:47:56

Dmtdust wrote:

Well... not as much as some: "We are unable to perform this calculation."  I broke it.

Another similar item...
http://www.google.com/hostednews/afp/ar … QgVrKOeQ6A

That news article, albeit from a different source, was what prompted me posting the calculator.

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#5 2009-09-23 17:03:23

323,333

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#6 2009-09-23 17:09:29

kim

You have had 1,617,965 indirect and direct sexual partners.

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#7 2009-09-23 17:27:09

It always seems to me that this sort of calculator probably achieves the exact opposite result as was intended.  It turns dating into a video game, complete with high score roll. 

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2284/2448337428_f97516a21b.jpg

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#8 2009-09-23 17:29:50

kim

It can't really work seeing as how Im not one to sleep around and am always in long relationships; I can count on one hand how many people I have been with. And no, I'm not ugly.

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#9 2009-09-23 17:34:35

I would like to plead the fifth on this, Your Honor.

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#10 2009-09-23 17:37:12

We are unable to perform this calculation.

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#11 2009-09-23 18:17:56

You have had 10,693,180 indirect and direct sexual partners.



Of course you have to choose 50 and then randomize the ages; however looking at the numbers they are spitting out I think it's safe to assume that given the actual number of partners they will calculate that I have indirectly slept with every woman in the world.  Which is pretty sick when you consider that my Aunt is 450lbs of ugly.


Me thinks they suck at math and message...

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#12 2009-09-23 19:40:12

Not only can it not calculate my totals, I doubt sincerely it wants to.

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#13 2009-09-23 20:15:04

When going back 3 generations, you have had 6,219 indirect and direct sexual partners.

I'm practically a virgin.

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#14 2009-09-23 20:33:07

George Orr wrote:

When going back 3 generations, you have had 6,219 indirect and direct sexual partners.

I'm practically a virgin.

I can help ya Georgie, let's build some monster numbers.

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#15 2009-09-25 04:36:59

Bigcat wrote:

George Orr wrote:

When going back 3 generations, you have had 6,219 indirect and direct sexual partners.

I'm practically a virgin.

I can help ya Georgie, let's build some monster numbers.

If we make it a threesome, we can cube those numbers easily!

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