cause you don't think, "hey if I give this woman my money, she'll show me her naughty bits." It works in many different situations, why just the other day I paid Barbara Boxer to flap her labia lips and make pterodactyl noises while she hopped up and down for $2.37 in change and a half eaten croissant.

Who makes these complaints? I need names...

As I always say, titling is a lost art.  Sofie is a master of the old ways.