#2 2009-09-28 16:40:14
It's nothing sexual. There will be BREEDING involved but we don't have to cuddle afterwards ooooorrrr I could wear a bag on my head if it's necessary .
Mother Fucker! Son of a bitch stole my pick up line!
Why does he think a ditch filled with tampons and raw meat bought in 2009 is going to save him from the 2012 Mayan apocalypse?
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#3 2009-09-28 19:49:50
This looks like piss poor breeding material that would not produce a race worthy of survival. The earth would be much better off without a human race that has this loser as its founder.
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#4 2009-09-28 19:54:38
Yup, I def want to breed with a beedie, bushy eye browed, jew curl, acne, basketball playing 5'6" 19 year old.
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#5 2009-09-29 08:46:54
kim wrote:
Yup, I def want to breed with a beedie, bushy eye browed, jew curl, acne, basketball playing 5'6" 19 year old.
If he was the only guy within miles that had clean water, safe food, medicine, guns and air conditioning, your decision may change.
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#6 2009-09-29 12:49:36
GooberMcNutly wrote:
kim wrote:
Yup, I def want to breed with a beedie, bushy eye browed, jew curl, acne, basketball playing 5'6" 19 year old.
If he was the only guy within miles that had clean water, safe food, medicine, guns and air conditioning, your decision may change.
I would totally S his D
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#7 2009-09-29 13:00:08
I never did understand the Mayan calendar thing. My calendar ends in December, am I concerned? No.
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#8 2009-09-30 19:21:28
kim wrote:
Yup, I def want to breed with a beedie, bushy eye browed, jew curl, acne, basketball playing 5'6" 19 year old.
I'm 6'1". No acne lol.
It's a joke though guys, I'm glad you all caught on.
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#9 2009-09-30 19:28:00
Whiteguy14 wrote:
kim wrote:
Yup, I def want to breed with a beedie, bushy eye browed, jew curl, acne, basketball playing 5'6" 19 year old.
I'm 6'1". No acne lol.
It's a joke though guys, I'm glad you all caught on.
You get bonus points for showing up. Now post a photo of your dick or your girlfriend's tits (or your boyfriend's dick, for that matter) or give a us a pithy but enlightening 500 word treatise on how a pure Keynesian economic model would have saved us from our recent economic implosion. Or post pictures of kitties. Your call.
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#10 2009-09-30 19:33:25
Whiteguy14 wrote:
kim wrote:
Yup, I def want to breed with a beedie, bushy eye browed, jew curl, acne, basketball playing 5'6" 19 year old.
I'm 6'1". No acne lol.
It's a joke though guys, I'm glad you all caught on.
It was good.
Now that I know it's a joke, you're adorable.
The tampons and raw meat part was a nice touch.
Has anyone crazy responded to you?
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#11 2009-09-30 19:36:11
I wish I could say I was intelligent enough to know what that is. I went and googled it and landed upon the wikipedia page of Keynesian Economics and read about a paragraph. Then I proceeded to search up dirty words and just stare at the pictures.
So for now.
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#12 2009-09-30 19:41:59
sofaking wrote:
Whiteguy14 wrote:
kim wrote:
Yup, I def want to breed with a beedie, bushy eye browed, jew curl, acne, basketball playing 5'6" 19 year old.
I'm 6'1". No acne lol.
It's a joke though guys, I'm glad you all caught on.It was good.
Now that I know it's a joke, you're adorable.
The tampons and raw meat part was a nice touch.
Has anyone crazy responded to you?
I just wanted to see if I could act well enough to make the most ridiculous thing seem somewhat real and creep a couple people out along the way.
Someone messaged me actually yesterday I think. I haven't responded to it yet. I'm more scared that I actually got a message.
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#13 2009-09-30 19:57:14
Whiteguy14 wrote:
I'm 6'1". No acne lol.
It's a joke though guys, I'm glad you all caught on.
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#14 2009-09-30 20:05:00
Whiteguy14 wrote:
sofaking wrote:
Whiteguy14 wrote:
I'm 6'1". No acne lol.
It's a joke though guys, I'm glad you all caught on.It was good.
Now that I know it's a joke, you're adorable.
The tampons and raw meat part was a nice touch.
Has anyone crazy responded to you?I just wanted to see if I could act well enough to make the most ridiculous thing seem somewhat real and creep a couple people out along the way.
Someone messaged me actually yesterday I think. I haven't responded to it yet. I'm more scared that I actually got a message.
It's the law of averages. If you put it out, someone will respond.
And that someone will probably be crazy.
Welcome.
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#15 2009-09-30 21:35:19
sofaking wrote:
And that someone will probably be crazy.
And those crazies will be here.
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#16 2009-09-30 21:49:34
Yah, now that I know you didn't mean it, I think you deserve to know that I fell for it too.
Don't respond to those messages. Or if you do, just send 'em a link to something like this.
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#17 2009-10-01 01:05:59
Responding is most of the fun though. And why did I click on that website.
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#18 2009-10-01 07:13:14
GooberMcNutly wrote:
And those crazies will be here.
Mmmmmm, fresh crazy meat.
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#20 2009-10-02 16:42:33
Damn! Somebody's got themselves one big ass bucket of chicken in their closet! Is that the KFC Mayan 1000 piece special tucked away back there? How many sides did you get with that? This guy definitely knows how to party post apocalypse style.
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