#1 2007-11-08 00:38:23

Oh Jesus Christing Fuck Almighty

You have offended the hell out of me.  Thank you.

(If you haven't seen it, it's pale_hsban04.jpg on the upload list.)

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#2 2007-11-08 01:14:49

Something tells me you're just going to sit there now, refreshing the page. I've always wondered if it was possible to raise the bar at the same time I lowered my standards. I'm glad you appreciate the fine craftsmanship, the look and feel of genuine, hand-tooled leather...

(PS: There were seven of them, plus a holiday theme. Cheers.)

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#3 2007-11-08 01:57:38

pALEPHx wrote:

Something tells me you're just going to sit there now, refreshing the page. I've always wondered if it was possible to raise the bar at the same time I lowered my standards. I'm glad you appreciate the fine craftsmanship, the look and feel of genuine, hand-tooled leather...

(PS: There were seven of them, plus a holiday theme. Cheers.)

I am literally crying.

Tears of....fuck, I don't even know.

I am glad I am going to hell with all you people.

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#4 2007-11-08 02:08:19

sic

asdf1971 wrote:

Oh Jesus Christing Fuck Almighty

You have offended the hell out of me.  Thank you.

(If you haven't seen it, it's pale_hsban04.jpg on the upload list.)

Hey, I'll blame the al-co-hol...where's the "upload list"?  C'mon...I want to be offended too!

Never mind...Instead, I give you fodder...Hot, fuel-efficient,flaming fodder...

http://i16.tinypic.com/85l0b3k.jpg

http://i13.tinypic.com/8ebgyyr.jpg

http://i17.tinypic.com/8211d2c.jpg

http://i3.tinypic.com/8akrxxf.gif

http://i8.tinypic.com/6ylcf8p.jpg

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#5 2007-11-08 05:38:02

sic wrote:

Hey, I'll blame the al-co-hol...where's the "upload list"?  C'mon...I want to be offended too!

Never mind...Instead, I give you fodder...Hot, fuel-efficient,flaming fodder...

http://i16.tinypic.com/85l0b3k.jpg

https://cruelery.com/img/spongebobtampon.jpg

Auto-edited on 2020-08-02 to update URLs

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#6 2007-11-08 14:05:57

Spongebob Lightdays works for me, but qualifies as "someone else's art." I nabbed a few of the recent ones from Deviant, but tried to alter them enough so as not to piss off their original owners. The other suggestions are a bit too one-note/generic. Personally, I like the slogan "Full Frontal Cruelty," but not with the header it's on, and I was sorta sad I couldn't get more of the pickled fetus "into the shot" on one of the others. If I have some time this weekend, then I'll try to work up some of my own art so no one out there in World-Wide LalaLand gets peckish.

High Street can have a rotating cast of banners. I think that's swell, but we could still use a true "logo" (which leads to a different favicon than BuzzardsBay and a site-mascot, of sorts) and a semi-permanent motto. I'm sure nearly everyone will have some excuse for a cocktail within the next 72 hours, so brainstorm then.

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#7 2007-11-08 14:51:15

pALEPHx wrote:

Personally, I like the slogan "Full Frontal Cruelty," but not with the header it's on, and I was sorta sad I couldn't get more of the pickled fetus "into the shot" on one of the others. If I have some time this weekend, then I'll try to work up some of my own art so no one out there in World-Wide LalaLand gets peckish.

7-11 Never Forget presents the same challenge. Apu's green card is gone the moment Rupert's goons and La Migra find him. Ghandi's better anyway.

High Street can have a rotating cast of banners. I think that's swell, but we could still use a true "logo" (which leads to a different favicon than BuzzardsBay and a site-mascot, of sorts) and a semi-permanent motto. I'm sure nearly everyone will have some excuse for a cocktail within the next 72 hours, so brainstorm then.

Favicons, done right, are MUCH harder than they look. My buzzard took months and I haven't a clue where to start on High-Street... except the first fuckwit suggesting a horse faces public stoning.

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