#1 2009-10-01 14:06:43
Give me a motherfucking break.
She has a problem believing dinosaurs existed, and I have a hard time believing people this stupid are able to procreate.
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#2 2009-10-01 14:12:07
Ah, Sofie. I see you've fallen prey to the Darwinist/anti-God/anti-America propaganda. I should have been more encouraging when you were in your Mormon phase.
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#3 2009-10-01 14:25:43
Taint wrote:
Ah, Sofie. I see you've fallen prey to the Darwinist/anti-God/anti-America propaganda. I should have been more encouraging when you were in your Mormon phase.
I was smoking a blunt with my Jack Mormon friend yesterday, and he sent me this today.
Ignorant people infuriate me. I would have made a bad Mormon.
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#4 2009-10-01 14:32:32
"I have just said that HF has a sense of humor and put these bones in the ground as a joke."
That's your fucking explanation? You're reduced to that--a big invisible guy filled the earth with dinosaur bones as a goof? Fucking really?
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#5 2009-10-01 14:34:53
That whole board are full of the brain dead. We seriously need to think about allowing these people to live on reservations where they will not be tainted with anything that goes against their belief systems.
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#6 2009-10-01 14:51:14
ah297900 wrote:
"I have just said that HF has a sense of humor and put these bones in the ground as a joke."
That's your fucking explanation? You're reduced to that--a big invisible guy filled the earth with dinosaur bones as a goof? Fucking really?
He didn't do it as a goof...it was to provide us with much needed oil.
"HF ORGANIZED matter to create earth. Therefor, why couldn't it be that the dinosaurs existed on a different place/time (sounds wacky, I know), and had become extinct. Then, when it was time to get matter for this earth, he took the matter with the old dino bones and put it here on earth knowing that the fossils would create much needed oil for us down the road. I mean, look at some of those crazy deep sea fish with little lights in front of their face, I think HF must have taken one from a different earth and put it here just for his own amusement."
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#7 2009-10-01 15:04:58
in one of the creative periods
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#8 2009-10-01 15:19:20
What the fuck does "HF" stand for? "Heavenly Father"?
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#9 2009-10-01 15:24:33
jesusluvspegging wrote:
What the fuck does "HF" stand for? "Heavenly Father"?
Yes, Jesus.
They have reduced your glorious father to an abbreviation.
Now smite them for their stupidity.
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#10 2009-10-01 15:25:37
sofaking wrote:
jesusluvspegging wrote:
What the fuck does "HF" stand for? "Heavenly Father"?
Yes, Jesus.
They have reduced your glorious father to an abbreviation.
Now smite them for their stupidity.
Dad and I have adopted a strict no-spanking policy.
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#11 2009-10-01 16:41:52
jesusluvspegging wrote:
Dad and I have adopted a strict no-spanking policy.
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#12 2009-10-01 17:43:12
I went to the site with thoughts of joining their board and scolding the ignorant bimbos to impress upon them that even questioning HF's reasons for scattering dinosaur bones around with no biblical explanation was heresy, and they should pray he overlooks this challenge to His Word. But when I got to the part where they wanted to know the date my baby was to be born I chickened out.
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#13 2009-10-01 21:16:58
sofaking wrote:
... I have a hard time believing people this stupid are able to procreate.
Procreation – So simple even Mormons can do it!
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#14 2009-10-01 23:30:16
fnord wrote:
sofaking wrote:
... I have a hard time believing people this stupid are able to procreate.
Procreation – So simple even Mormons can do it!
Tab A, Slot B. Pretty basic formula.
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#15 2009-10-01 23:32:24
The nice lady and her family have a blog. The Witney Family
Camping Fun
We did spend several hours at the ER in Price, after Duncan's head (apparently her 2 year old DS) was split open from shooting a gun and having the recoil hit his head. He is fine- other than a fun scar that he'll be sporting the rest of life.
Scott and Duncan shooting. This is not the gun that was used during the accident. That would be his 9mm handgun... Duncan and Scott are best of friends- it is fun to think about what else they will do together throughout their lives.
Auto-edited on 2020-08-02 to update URLs
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#16 2009-10-02 01:09:03
Taint wrote:
fnord wrote:
sofaking wrote:
... I have a hard time believing people this stupid are able to procreate.
Procreation – So simple even Mormons can do it!
Tab A, Slot B. Pretty basic formula.
How would you know? It's tab A and slot B, not tab A and slot Steve.
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#17 2009-10-02 01:15:58
ah297900 wrote:
Taint wrote:
fnord wrote:
Procreation – So simple even Mormons can do it!Tab A, Slot B. Pretty basic formula.
How would you know? It's tab A and slot B, not tab A and slot Steve.
Who's Steve?
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#18 2009-10-02 01:22:09
Taint wrote:
fnord wrote:
sofaking wrote:
... I have a hard time believing people this stupid are able to procreate.
Procreation – So simple even Mormons can do it!
Tab A, Slot B. Pretty basic formula.
Auto-edited on 2020-08-02 to update URLs
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#19 2009-10-02 01:23:22
Taint wrote:
ah297900 wrote:
Taint wrote:
Tab A, Slot B. Pretty basic formula.How would you know? It's tab A and slot B, not tab A and slot Steve.
Who's Steve?
You know...Adam's friend.
Adam and Steve.
From the bible.
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#20 2009-10-02 01:34:30
sofaking wrote:
Taint wrote:
ah297900 wrote:
How would you know? It's tab A and slot B, not tab A and slot Steve.Who's Steve?
You know...Adam's friend.
Adam and Steve.
From the bible.
Oh, that's right. I don't believe in Adam and Steve. I believe in evolution.
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#21 2009-10-02 01:36:53
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