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#2 2009-10-02 21:49:58

What's that smell?

A week after my period ended, I noticed an abnormal discharge and a strong odor emanating from down below. I couldn't figure out what was causing it and why, so I scheduled an appointment with my gynecologist. During the examination, he pulled out an icky black lump, which he identified as a tampon. That's when I remembered that I had put in two tampons on a heavy-flow day and must had forgotten to remove one. Health.com: 25 diet-busting foods you should never eat

He threw it out, and then asked the nurse to remove the trash. It was obvious why -- the thing stunk to high heaven! Even though the doc told me not to worry because it happens often, I was beet-red with embarrassment and definitely learned my lesson about doubling up on tampons. Now I back up heavy-flow days only with pads. --Tina, Atlanta, Georgia

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#3 2009-10-02 21:50:45

It won't cause defections, but it does make me happy to know I live with a sane and tidy individual.

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#4 2009-10-02 22:04:53

I call bullshit.

No way in hell you could overlook a tampon inside you, unless you were a trainable, and I would imagine they wear pads, not tampons.

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#5 2009-10-02 22:16:26

sofaking wrote:

I call bullshit.

No way in hell you could overlook a tampon inside you, unless you were a trainable, and I would imagine they wear pads, not tampons.

Apparently, you have had less encounters with the female condition than the rest of us.  Welcome to our nightmares.....

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#6 2009-10-02 22:35:58

sofaking wrote:

No way in hell you could overlook a tampon inside you, unless you were a trainable, and I would imagine they wear pads, not tampons.

You'd think. I have a society matron aunt with rocks for brains and an ivy league degree who did this to herself, too, and became barren. Natural selection didn't have a pray against a disposable fortune to adopt and my cousins were duly fucked.

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#7 2009-10-02 22:39:10

I'm with sofa, on that one story at least.  You don't toddle around for a week unaware of a tampon going gamy inside ya, unless you are defective in some way.

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