#1 2007-11-08 15:03:16

Anybody want an icehouse mirror?  I've got it up on craigslist and no takers.
http://wilmington.craigslist.org/clt/466140772.html
And yes, I've attached my sob story to it and all.  You lack the capcity for shame when you're as poor as I am now.

I don't think I've ever blatantly advertised for personal gain before, and I promise not to do it again, but I just had to raid my college refund to pay my parent's mortgage.  I'm not interested in charity (despite the title of this thread) but I would be willing to sell cherished possessions (not including my body and/or images of my body, sorry Scotty) to make ends meet.

Takers?  Anyone want to tell me to fuck off?  It's all good.  Sorry again to dirty this thread with this.

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#2 2007-11-08 15:09:48

feisty wrote:

Anybody want an icehouse mirror?  I've got it up on craigslist and no takers.
http://wilmington.craigslist.org/clt/466140772.html
And yes, I've attached my sob story to it and all.  You lack the capcity for shame when you're as poor as I am now.

I don't think I've ever blatantly advertised for personal gain before, and I promise not to do it again, but I just had to raid my college refund to pay my parent's mortgage.  I'm not interested in charity (despite the title of this thread) but I would be willing to sell cherished possessions (not including my body and/or images of my body, sorry Scotty) to make ends meet.

Takers?  Anyone want to tell me to fuck off?  It's all good.  Sorry again to dirty this thread with this.

SONOFA!

Hell, I'd pay to sit in the corner and watch.

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#3 2007-11-08 15:10:34

Sit in a corner and watch what, my dear Scotty?

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#4 2007-11-08 15:13:32

feisty wrote:

Sit in a corner and watch what, my dear Scotty?

Damn, did I post that or just think it?

*whistles while looking sheepishly at the ground*

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#5 2007-11-08 15:40:13

...I will meet you in a public place to deliver it to you.

Clearly worth the price of admission.

Now I just have to splain to the wifey why I need to drive down to NC.

*SIGH*

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#6 2007-11-08 15:43:21

...I would be willing to sell cherished possessions...

You know, with all the dawgs sniffin' round here on the High St. here, Fiesty, I'll bet you could sell a lot of used undies.

No... not your kid's.

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#7 2007-11-08 15:51:08

whosasailorthen wrote:

...I would be willing to sell cherished possessions...

You know, with all the dawgs sniffin' round here on the High St. here, Fiesty, I'll bet you could sell a lot of used undies.

No... not your kid's.

Eh?  Used undies... I'm trying to figure out whether or not that would violate my whole value/moral boundary.  Oh, and about the mirror, I'd be willing to ship it, just fyi.

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#8 2007-11-08 16:12:43

Try mentioning how much coke was snorted off the mirror over the years and what an infrequent cleaner you are.

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#9 2007-11-08 16:21:13

Hmm. I'm too lazy for eBay, as well. If we're all going to barter a piece of Feisty's soul, then who wants a nice iPod speaker dock on the cheap? (in box, still sealed, ready to ship...PayPal accepted, no checks from Nigeria) PM me. Don't waste space in this lovely, almost-sure-to-be-deleted thread.

We could, however, have a totally separate, non-maggoty trade/sell section, as long as no one was seriously going to vend nude pix or used undergarments (giving them away is another matter). That'd be a real quick way to get the site shut down.

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#10 2007-11-08 16:35:15

Zook, never done coke.  And it'd be kinda tough, cause it's a fucking 40 inch square mirror.

Besides, Mr. Fucktard is in jail b/c of coke, so I don't have a very high opinion of it right now.  (if I ever did).

I likey the booze.

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#11 2007-11-08 16:36:38

I tried ebay.  No takers.  Seems that $250 is too pricey for them... even though the only other place you can get this mirror online they sell it for $350.

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#12 2007-11-08 17:11:14

feisty wrote:

Zook, never done coke.

I had assumed the Mr. Fucktard had done coke on the mirror.

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#13 2007-11-08 19:24:54

You know, Feisty - If you ever come to New York, I know a way you could make $500, share your love with Jew, and KEEP your mirror....

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#14 2007-11-08 23:01:05

pALEPHx wrote:

We could, however, have a totally separate, non-maggoty trade/sell section,

I was always trying to get rcade to let me advertise on Cruel.  I have an account with Tempur-Pedic for the office and usually am 25% lower than retail on their mattresses and pillows.  I can make a donation per bed sold to HS, or to the feisty fund, if we can set something up.

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#15 2007-11-08 23:51:51

Feisty, if you're needing some help Dirckman's kind heart is willing to make a donation to the feisty fund with no strings attached....  Shoot me an email to dakotashitkicker@yahoo.com if you want...  Seriously, no strings attached.....

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#16 2007-11-09 08:08:39

Dirckman, you showboating cunt! Trying to make the Jew look bad? Well, I'll call your donation, Bitch! PayPal only!

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