Fistery wrote:

are all the trolls?  I expected a rash of them....all kinds.  Are we weeding them out?

I'm guessing that they haven't figured out how to get past the front page?  Do we need a "forum" link?

headkicker_girl wrote:

Fistery wrote:

are all the trolls?  I expected a rash of them....all kinds.  Are we weeding them out?

I'm guessing that they haven't figured out how to get past the front page?  Do we need a "forum" link?

A challenging troll can't make it past the front page without a fucking sign?

What kind of tard lamers are you guys?

kim wrote:

Aren't I one of these said trolls because, HEY, I'm here? As far as the other? I dunno where they could be

You are not a troll, kim.  A troll is someone who comes swaggering in and tries to provoke people.

You are more...well, not to be too diplomatic about it, your contributions started off pretty fucking lame.

However, when people were mean to you about it, instead of limping off crying (like 98% of all lame newbs) or throwing text-tantrums and trite second-hand insults in all directions (like Lurker and others before him), you stuck with it gamely and your contributions have improved.  Slightly.

So, um...good on ya for having some backbone. 

--No, don't hug me.  I hate that shit.

G.O. wrote:

So, um...good on ya for having some backbone.

--No, don't hug me.  I hate that shit.

Hi Georgi.  Are you back on your pain meds?  I still love you, even when you're nice.

George Orr wrote:

like Lurker

Nothing is new under the sun, so calling something second hand is just plain lame.  Anything I have ever said or done was on par with most of you folks....
except "suck the water out of my shit" (which you can do now) none of you pea-brains could ever think of something that vile. 

As far as Fistula goes, the chicken-shit hasn't posted a SINGLE link.  He just likes to critcize everyone else. By your own definition, he is a prime specimen of a troll.   So, Georgie Porgie, 

Kim - Dusty wants to leer, but I want to give you a tongue lashing.  It's all for the good of the community, as it were, so to speak.   I just realized I've had too much bourbon.  Well, Kimmy and all, I'm going to sign of and dwell on my fantasy life.

Shit!  It's marinara sauce?  And here I spent all that money on the professional photographer to take pictures of me with alfredo sauce on my boobs.  Think I can get a refund?

Is there a reason why everyone seems to think I am fat??

Lurker wrote:

As far as Fistula goes, the chicken-shit hasn't posted a SINGLE link.  He just likes to critcize everyone else. By your own definition, he is a prime specimen of a troll.   So, Georgie Porgie,  http://img130.imageshack.us/img130/4687 … e02mw5.jpg

Btw, lurker, if that pic is really you:

Are we being too easy on n00bs? I think Headkick's hazing should be the standard by which all other initiations are measured. Of course, I had it pretty easy too.

But who wouldn't want me in their club?

This doesn't fit anywhere either... so I'm putting it here.  Notice it is hosted at Amazon.com:

Is the unicorn puking rainbow ... drops?

Last edited by kim (2007-11-09 11:45:12)

kim wrote:

I still havent seen any other boobs other than the porn ones or some gross ones from the picture thread and other varies threads.

I can understand your reluctance to be the first to jump in the deep end of pool so let me assure you that this virgin snow has been well plowed. Here are some pics of the regular miscreants during Cruel Site Of the Day"s better days of yore. Please feel free to post away.

Does everything really become palatable with a red sauce? You decide.



I still think that looks like (shudder) Horse's foot:



Not wanting to be left out, even the Canuck posters get into the act:





And not to be forgotten, even if you wanted to, let me present for you a candid photo of our very own Taint's man boobs:

That my dear is the esteemed Emily Strange. She made quite a splash with her,um, word gift even before she spun open the marinara.

Anyone have the ES link for the wayback machine to fully relive a troll in all its insipid horror?

Last edited by Johnny Rotten (2007-11-09 12:55:12)

headkicker_girl wrote:

I don't think anyone else could withstand my hazing.

No shit?

kim wrote:

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a274/ … oto9-1.jpg

Oh look, robots

nice photo!

D

I'm an asshole, does that qualify?

icangetyouatoe wrote:

I'm an asshole, does that qualify?

Only if you can turn into legs...

For you, Dusty...

DoucheE - I would love to see what you got!

"Dip me in honey and ...."

DoucheEllington wrote:

icangetyouatoe wrote:

I'm an asshole, does that qualify?

There seem to be a number of females on this board who have never been asked for a tit/ass/cock shot - not that I mind that no-one has asked to see my withered dugs or sagging catflaps.  It can't be linked to lack of brains or poor post quality - what other metric of "ick" is being used?

Well slap me sideways and call it Sunday,

Don't let me stand in front of your runaway interior exhibitionist, there is a market for everything bytheway, I just always thought you were a femme guy.

Oh Kim,

I for one welcome our Robot overlords.

happy trails

kim wrote:

DoucheE - I would love to see what you got!

"Dip me in honey and ...."

Kim, we haven't been introduced, but you seem like a nice, girl - and slightly intelligent, too.
I want you to think very carefully about friends. What are friends worth? I think they're
worth a lot. Would you like the people here to really really like you? Would you like the
men, and maybe a few of the women, to feel warm and intimate when they see your
name pop up in the forum? Would you like very intelligent men like Choad, Taint, Fnord
and pENIx to protect you when bad men like me are mean to you? Cuz you can have all
of that and more - just show us your bloody muffin.

Oh alright


My own easy recipe