#1 2009-10-22 12:40:48

The largest gathering of alchemists in more than 500 years features:

    * Practicing Alchemists from 12 Countries
    * Famous Authors, Consultants and Researchers
    * Lectures on All Aspects of Alchemy
    * For Beginning and Advanced Students
    * Workshops in Spiritual and Practical Alchemy
    * Meals and Informal Meetings with Speakers
    * Free Entertainment and Gifts
    * Scores of Unique Vendors

And, of course, in it's LA! Toe, can you get back to us with reports about this important event?

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#2 2009-10-22 12:48:27

Ooooh.  I wonder if you can buy paper cups of mercury at the refreshment booths.

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#3 2009-10-22 12:57:04

it is the process, not the end result Taint.

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#4 2009-10-22 13:02:15

The process means shit if the end result is heavy metal poisoning and a massive patchwork of third degree burns.

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#5 2009-10-22 13:36:45

jesusluvspegging wrote:

The process means shit if the end result is heavy metal poisoning and a massive patchwork of third degree burns.

You need to read a bit deeper.

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#6 2009-10-22 13:51:15

Look, I get that ritual magic and alchemy and prayer and suchlike are remarkably effective as consciousness-altering exercises, but for every practitioner who uses these processes as such there's dozens who believe they're actually going to have a measurable effect on reality, and that's just not the case.  Then, those poor fools are going to get ripped off by the crystal-sellers and mediums and tongue-speakers.  A convention like this is bottom-feeders sucking the life out of gullible, ignorant people who mean well.

You should be more cynical.

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#7 2009-10-22 14:01:02

Oh, I am in total agreement with you about the shysters. 

May I give you a book suggestion?  "Green Hermeticism" alchemy & ecology.  A very good read. 

Toe and maybe Taint can probably vouch for my agreement with you.  I spent several years in Mt. Shasta as well, and my tolerance level is pretty low for sponges, and their victims.  OTOH... there are some real peeps out there, ya just gotta sift.

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#8 2009-10-22 14:04:32

I'll put it on the "to read" list, but it's not a short list and I operate it on a FIFO basis.

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#9 2009-10-22 14:08:13

Dmtdust wrote:

it is the process, not the end result Taint.

The participants are all looking, utlimately, for the same things I am; I won't begrudge them that. What disturbs me about this sort of stuff is the quackery and spiritual promiscuity that runs rampant. It is no less silly or substance-less than fundamentalist Christianity, or hardcore science when bereft of humanity. My experiences with many of those who follow New Age thinking is that they're pursuing something that makes them feel good as opposed to something that actually changes their relationship with themselves or others. A religious man myself I know that people who are searching will have to stumble through a few different alternatives before they find the place that's right for them. But I have little patience for methods that detour from rational thought or logic (and I realize, too, that I am no paragon of logic) and rely solely upon emotion as a touchstone.

The temple of which I am a member is unique in that it is very likely the only place in North America to actually hold relics of the historic Buddha and two of his disciples. I like to go up to the stupa where they're housed and just remind myself of the significance of his teachings to my life. I also enjoy taking visitors to our temple up there. A few years ago, we were contacted by a man who wanted to bring a group by to see them. I was assigned the responsibility for taking them up to the stupa.

When they arrived, I had the chance to visit with them before the tour: turns out, they were relic chasers. They believed that relics - any relic will do, thank you - contained magic powers and that being in their presence would transfer some of that power to them. I refrained from calling bullshit and took them to the stupa - I was their host, after all.

Those relics, although important to me as a Buddhist and certainly as a part of my own ministerial work in the temple, are nothing more than bone fragments. While they're certified by various groups to be "authentic", I know, too, that there is a reasonable chance they're simply bits of calcium or some other mineral that someone, somewhere in the past 2500 years or so, decided would make a great relic that could attract visitors to their particular site. They are not magical, they contain no power in and of themselves. They are significant only because we have attached significance to them. Preferring to believe they are, indeed, bits of a man I try - mostly unsuccessfully - to emulate, they are valuable only in that they are a physical reminder to me of his teachings.

To spend that much time ascribing powers to crystals, bones, chants, and belief in spirits and gods, is ultimately an empty venture. I have little doubt that many of those involved in undertakings such as the alchemy conference are quite aware of that, too, and are preying on vulnerable people in search of answers.

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#10 2009-10-22 14:10:01

Hear, hear!

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#11 2009-10-22 21:54:31

I am just curious... is the reaction to the theme... i.e. Alchemy, or all the obvious charlatans?  This colours the discussion quite a bit.  Any takers?

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#12 2009-10-23 00:20:45

People into Alchemy are at best deluded, and my guess is that most if not all of the people who make their living writing and teaching about it are predators looking for fools with money.

I’ve encountered a number of sacred relics during my travels (a thigh bone of St. Genevieve, the skeleton of St. George, the veil worn by Our Lady while she was giving birth to Our Lord, a piece of the True Cross, a nail from the True Cross are a few that come to mind), and I’m sure they were fakes and/or should be given a decent burial.  I even have a quasi-relic in my china cabinet, a cream pitcher whose glaze overlays a leaf from the Glastonbury Thorn.  I don’t believe I’ve gained any power or virtue from the relics I’ve seen or the semi-relic I own.

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#13 2009-10-23 00:28:46

So with that statement, have you actually read any works on alchemy?

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#14 2009-10-23 00:32:53

I read about Alchemy many years ago and decided the whole thing was a bunch of medieval rubbish.

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#15 2009-10-23 01:06:08

fair enough.  You should of read deeper though... just sayin'

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#16 2009-10-23 05:22:15

Alchemy? srsly?

If anyone here successfully transmutes lead into gold, or achieves immortality, let me know...

otherwise, it's a bunch of bullshit.

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#17 2009-10-23 05:36:40

A bunch of doubters and haters.  I've seen gold made from nothing more than dirt, water, light, and a little seed.

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#18 2009-10-23 05:55:47

Fled wrote:

A bunch of doubters and haters.  I've seen gold made from nothing more than dirt, water, light, and a little seed.

I do believe in the miracle of which you speak, however, that particular miracle is not alchemy.  I performed a similar miracle this year. A couple of seeds, a pot of dirt, water and sunlight have produced the embodiment of a powerful Mesoamerican deity.  As I type this, the sacred seeds are ripening in sufficient quantity for a vision quest even as the vine continues to produce its huge trumpet shaped flowers of an unearthly shade of blue.

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#19 2009-10-23 07:36:19

The whole of things is often way more than the sum of its parts.I certainly believe in alchemy between people...Dusty's right, I think.

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#20 2009-10-23 08:24:23

I hear if you heat pepto bismol the right way, you can create gold. 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glenn_T._S … California

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#21 2009-10-23 13:51:54

Roger_That wrote:

I hear if you heat pepto bismol the right way, you can create gold. 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glenn_T._S … California

and I have heard with the right mixture of cocaine and qualudes, anyone can have your puckstar, or so it has been said.

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#22 2009-10-24 21:40:19

Oh ye of little faith! I sure feel sorry for you if you don't have faith....

*ahem* Most of the alchemical texts were coded. You know the kind of thing, one word actually means something else? for example, I might use 'Rush' in conversation and those in the know would understand that I really mean 'Jackass'. Or someone else might say 'my clit' when in reality they mean 'my pathetic shriveled-up and uselessly flaccid three-inch dick' and only someone else with the secret and hermetic key would understand.

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