God people, get a life and something better to spend your money on than staying at a hotel that will kiss your ass.

I guess some people like that and all...ha.

I had to go to the etiquette classes at the one in Laguna Niguel as a youngster, and I remember being very impressed by their gold plated fire hydrants.

Banjo wrote:

sofaking wrote:

I had to go to the etiquette classes at the one in Laguna Niguel as a youngster....,

Is this where you learned not to "Bogart a joint?" I always knew you had excellent manners.

My mom used to sign my sister and I up for some pretty trippy shit, like flower arranging, needlepoint classes, and of course, etiquette.

*rolls eyes*

She graduated high school in 1955. I guess I can see where she was coming from.

And yes, in social situations I have excellent manners.

phoQ wrote:

Emmeran wrote:

This, Ladies and Gentlemen, is how it's done.

I’d be uncomfortable with this level of service.  Hell, I think it’s creepy when there’s a small immigrant in the bathroom passing out hand towels.  Miss Manners, what’s the proper tip after a noisy poop?

Never visit a toilet then in any hotel/large train station on mainland Europe, and God forbid you go to India.