Aieee.

Lisa Brand and Tommy Barnes have earned £1,300 from three X-rated movies...

AIEEE*ugh.

"It's always been our dream to have a fairytale wedding."

That's it.  I'm going for a shower.

phoQ wrote:

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I don’t know.  Give me a few beers.

He might be doable after a few beers, but it isn't possible to reach a blood alcohol level high enough to make her doable.  Any attempt to get that drunk would land someone in an ICU unit!

After 2 beers, I say she’s OK.  fnord, is there any woman you would fuck?  Have you ever tried?

I'd do her...


once...


...curiosity fuck.

Clearly I’ve underestimated the willingness of some heterosexual men to fuck any woman under seventy that is breathing.  So I will describe what I see when I look at her.  I see very bad teeth, multiple chins, and thin stringy dirty hair that’s poorly dyed.  Her heavy wool outfit obscures her body, but given how little attention she gives to her facial appearance, and the fact that she has had four children, my guess would be that her body is flabby, with saggy breasts, huge stretch marks, and has hygienic issues.  When I look at him, I see decent teeth, and a pleasant face.  His clothes obscure his body, but judging from his face he doesn’t appear to be fat and is possibly in decent shape.  If I were to see him in lighter clothes, I might conclude the beer isn’t necessary in order to find him attractive.

The BF and I have made a number of jokes, half serious, about doing porn for a living. These two make me lean even more towards actually registering a .com for fucks sake.

Shes graying, he is balding, and they both have bad skin, bad teeth, bad everything.

phoQ wrote:

OK.  I’m a freak; I think celebrities look like space aliens and prefer amateur porn.  Society’s standards are unrealistic, and dating a really hot woman is a pain in the ass.

Especially when she wears a strap-on. Or so I'm told.

Thanks Goober.  I’m thinking of stashing some fat chick magazines where a young relative will find them so he can imprint on reality instead of internet porn.