Roger_That wrote:

CHEATING SUCKS.  FOR ANYONE AND EVERYONE INVOLVED (Knowingly or not).

Cheating does suck in fact Life itself sucks for anyone and everyone involved.

But this is High-Street - not the message boards on the Oprah channel - your friend is a whore who was sleeping with a jerk who was probably just trying to take revenge on his slut of a wife whom he caught blowing his grandfather.

Taint wrote:

Roger_That wrote:

kim wrote:

To even further the FUCKITOL, and since we have all been so nice to each other (blame it on the holiday season?), I think we just need to have a great big ol' HS orgy! Who wants to host?

From recipe swap to partner swap!

Only if I can shove some pickles up Choad's puckerstar!

Bread and butter, or kosher?

Gherkins.

I have a feeling RT and Kim would thoroughly enjoy fucking *my* puckerstar at this point.... sigh.... oh, well.

Last edited by whosasailorthen (2009-12-18 19:15:21)

Gerkins are too small.  I'd like to go with those Deli dill pickles.  The whole ones.

Roger_That wrote:

Emmeran wrote:

Roger_That wrote:

CHEATING SUCKS.  FOR ANYONE AND EVERYONE INVOLVED (Knowingly or not).

Cheating does suck in fact Life itself sucks for anyone and everyone involved.

But this is High-Street - not the message boards on the Oprah channel - your friend is a whore who was sleeping with a jerk who was probably just trying to take revenge on his slut of a wife whom he caught blowing his grandfather.

What's funny is my friend is a 'whore', but no one calls the guy a whore.  He's just as big a whore as she is.

And fuck Oprah.  Btw, this is High Street, and you too have used this place for more than cruelty.

Okay, he's a Male Stumpet. 

The perjoratives leveled at women for equal opportunity behaviour that has been traditionally in patrifocal societies "Male".. have always gotten up my nose.  Some of the most loveliest of women I have met have been exceedingly generous of spirit and flesh.  Hells Bells, they gave me shelter in a thousand different ways.

My hat is off to the woman who controls her own sexuality!  I bow before you for the lessons and sweetness you shared.

I find it interesting you titled this 'Morality Test'.

There is a significant difference between morality and ethics.

She should choose to be ethical.

If she wants to be worthy of a real relationship.

Roger_That wrote:

It IS horrible.

I am in full agreement.

Weee, it's snowing out, and all I want to do is shove large, garlicky pickles up everyone's sphincters!

PUCKERSTAR SUPERNOVA!

Oh, and, ASSCAKES!

Yeah I'm at about 9-10 right now.  I guess I have to (reluctantly) get out and shovel soon...ugh.

square wrote:

fnord wrote:

It’s always amusing to watch the reactions of men who live with women when they visit my home.  Leather and wood furnishings, bookshelves, keyboards, no floral print anything, no potpourri bowls, paintings that don’t make a man want to vomit, real plants, and bathroom counters that aren’t cluttered with makeup bottles, lipsticks, perfumes and all the other crap a woman’s bathroom is full of.  You can see the light dawning in their eyes that having a nice home doesn’t mean it’s necessary to live in what looks like a little girl’s dollhouse, a whorehouse, or a senile hag’s home.

How keen are they on the whole "taking it up the ass from a dude" part?

This might surprise you, but Partner™ and I are in a monogamous relationship.  The heterosexual males who have been in our home were not invited over for sexual fun and games.

Bigcat wrote:

fnord wrote:

bathroom counters that aren’t cluttered with makeup bottles, lipsticks, perfumes and all the other crap a woman’s bathroom is full of.

You like having a neat bathroom so much that you turned gay.

You make it sound like something that happens to forgotten food in a refrigerator.  The truth is, you either are or are not fortunate enough to be gay.  The people who appear to “turn gay” at some point in their twenties or beyond are what I refer to as slow learners.  They keep trying to make heterosexual relationships work for them and take a while to work out the reason why every relationship feels wrong and eventually fails even if they really like the other person.

fnord wrote:

The people who appear to “turn gay” at some point in their twenties or beyond are what I refer to as slow learners.

They prefer the term "christian."

doh!

I fixed it.

fnord wrote:

Bigcat wrote:

fnord wrote:

bathroom counters that aren’t cluttered with makeup bottles, lipsticks, perfumes and all the other crap a woman’s bathroom is full of.

You like having a neat bathroom so much that you turned gay.

You make it sound like something that happens to forgotten food in a refrigerator.  The truth is, you either are or are not fortunate enough to be gay.  The people who appear to “turn gay” at some point in their twenties or beyond are what I refer to as slow learners.  They keep trying to make heterosexual relationships work for them and take a while to work out the reason why every relationship feels wrong and eventually fails even if they really like the other person.

I know fnordie, it was meant in fun. Did you lose your sense of humor on an overcrowded countertop?

Tom Waits said it:

All my friends are married
every Tom and Dick and Harry
you must be strong
to go it alone
here's to the bachelors
and the bowery bums
and those who feel that they're the ones
who are better off without a wife

CHORUS
I like to sleep until the crack of noon
midnight howlin' at the moon
goin' out when I wanna, comin' home when I please
I don't have to ask permission
if I want to go out fishing
and I never have to ask for the keys

never been no Valentino
had a girl who lived in Reno
left me for a trumpet player
but it didn't get me down
he was wanted for assault
though he said it weren't his fault
you know the coppers rode him right
out of town

CHORUS

selfish about my privacy
as long as I can be with me
we get along so well I can't hardly believe it
I love to chew the fat with folks
and listen to all your dirty jokes
I'm so thankful for these friends
I do receive

CHORUS

I am so (Hi, RT!) g-damn grateful I've never had to be in the middle of some sort of infidelity situation amongst friends.

Last edited by sigmoid freud (2009-12-19 22:01:00)

Bigcat wrote:

fnord wrote:

Bigcat wrote:

You like having a neat bathroom so much that you turned gay.

You make it sound like something that happens to forgotten food in a refrigerator.  The truth is, you either are or are not fortunate enough to be gay.  The people who appear to “turn gay” at some point in their twenties or beyond are what I refer to as slow learners.  They keep trying to make heterosexual relationships work for them and take a while to work out the reason why every relationship feels wrong and eventually fails even if they really like the other person.

I know fnordie, it was meant in fun. Did you lose your sense of humor on an overcrowded countertop?

Of course not, countertops are a very minor issue in the great scheme of things.  But if you ever do get tired of cluttered countertops, that iPhone app Taint mentioned sounds interesting.  Some televangelist creep once said that gay people emit spores that infect other people with gayness.  The iPhone app sounds like a far more sanitary assimilation method; I'm not interested in emitting spores because it sounds icky and would probably leave stains on my clothes.

square wrote:

I meant in general (like these guys*), not from you two specifically.

I knew I remembered that from somewhere... "The Live & Times of The Tunderbolt Kid - A Memoir" by Bill Bryson.