#1 2009-12-29 21:14:16
Need help in coming up with a fucked up stupid name for your larva? The site below can be used to generate thousands of names that will have doors slammed in your little bastard's face before he/she even gets a chance to put their foot in the door!
http://babyzoink.com/
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#2 2009-12-29 21:30:31
The very first name that came up when I clicked the handy-dandy linky thing was "Elwade."
Elwade.
Right now I really regret being past childbearing age. It would all be totally worth it...
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#3 2009-12-29 21:37:10
I'm gonna use this site to come up with new screen names for other boards. Fnord, thanks a bunch.
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#4 2009-12-29 21:54:36
George Orr wrote:
I'm gonna use this site to come up with new screen names for other boards. Fnord, thanks a bunch.
How incredibly useful! Thank you both.
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#5 2009-12-29 21:55:34
Good GOD.
They all sound like the made-up names I would torment my mom with when I was pregnant.
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#6 2009-12-30 00:37:33
With a little rebranding it could be a Star Wars character name generator.
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#7 2009-12-30 01:40:54
At the risk of sounding like Fnord, this site does nothing that single moms in America's housing projects aren't already doing.
But my major objection to made-up names is that if there is anything this world does not need, it's more women whose names are spelt funny, and who take extreme umbrage every time anyone gets it wrong: "It's D-Y-N-A. Dyna!" This information is always imparted with gritted teeth and the kind of semi-psycho glare that makes you glad the Red Phone is nowhere around. I mean, you've just met the woman and you've never seen her I.D. or anything and how the fuck were you supposed to know? It never stops them from blowing their stacks anew with each repetition.
"It's MARCI. With an 'I'. And there's a happy face instead of a dot over it!"
I exaggerate only slightly.
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#8 2009-12-30 01:55:59
Shando. Reorgene. Refus.
Really.
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#9 2009-12-30 03:23:43
I stopped at Neomanual.
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#10 2009-12-30 10:12:53
Wow Fnordie, you've been busy here.
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#11 2009-12-30 13:37:27
Okay, I got "Masa." Either that's Mexican flour, or a "niglet" with identity issues. Fnord?
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#12 2009-12-31 18:14:39
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