What?

Works for me.

... oh, and the people prayed over it.  Ferchristsakes.

They'll eat anything, won't they. "You don't know where that came from!" "It fell from the sky. What could be wrong with it?"

I have found the father

lttlelindsey wrote:

YESSSS!!!!! It looks like a jelly donut!

Funny - the same words come out of my mouth when I picture your cunt.
Also - if you must post, try to restrain your teenage imagination from the over-use of exclamation marks.
Better yet, shut-up and show us your slish. Then hang yourself. I chose the following instructional video
because it appears to be written at approximately your level of cognition and language skill. Have fun!!!! OMGWTF!!!!!

My goodness someone's crankie.!!!!!! Oh! and for the record fuck tard I do as I pleaseeee!!!!!!

Exclamation marks convey astonishment. I was astonished at JUST how much that lump of disformed flesh resembled a jelly donut therefore completely relevant. Until I can express my vocal highs and lows with audio I will convey them with puncuation fitting for the expression.

I know you hate me too.. stop wasting your time. You have no effect on me, nor will you ever.

Oh! and my fucking response was brilliant. Atleast I think so... The only opinion that matters!!!!!!!!!!!! and an extra!!!!! Just for you...

WilberCuntLicker wrote:

kim wrote:

But seriously - WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING? Is it real?

It's hard to tell from the pictures, but it's quite possibly a dead malformed calf covered in baby powder.
The natives have a collective IQ of...well...something low. Like LttleLindsay's. They'll probably worship
it till it rots.

AAAHHH!!!! ha ha you didn't even spell my name right. Good gawd! it is amazing how the unintelligent resort to insults rather than intellectual banter.

Get your tongue out of your mother's twat long enough to be relevant and or interesting.

This sure does seem more like a collective rather than anything reassembling free speech.

Last edited by MSG Tripps (2007-11-12 17:28:01)

MSG Tripps wrote:

This sure does seem more like a collective rather than anything reassembling free speech.

Did I not tell you on my very first posting here that if you so much as fart in the wrong direction, I would ban you? Go ahead, I'll wait for you to go look it up.

I don't know how you could have misconstrued that as anything more than a benevolent dictatorship.

Shutthefuckup, Dhal.

Taint wrote:

orangeplus wrote:

nice to see things getting back to normal

So, Orange, how's the weather in your part of town?

Sunny, light wispy clouds, with a faint whisp of Jenkem? you?

kim wrote:

Oh Wilber, I love you.

Let's not be hasty, Kim. I may be sweet over the Internet, but my hobby is giving women cystitis.
On the other hand, you are much less shrill than lttlelotta.

Yep, that's a malformed calf all right. & Wilbur & lldsy both posted amusing pictures.  It's almost like the "special needs" threads on those magazine sites like Redbook.

orangeplus wrote:

MSG Tripps wrote:

sofaking wrote:

ban you

Waiting.

I wish to make something clear about bans. I do not make the rules, but I am an admin and thus have the godlike powers over the board. There are three things which will cause me to ban someone:

1. Spam (like actual "YOU NEED A PENIS AS BIG AS ORANGEPLUS'", spam) for obvious reasons, no one should be cursed with a penis as big as mine. You'll never find pants that fit.

2. Interference to the 'smooth' functioning of the board. You try to hack this board as a joke, you'll get a warning, if I see you in the logs attempting to fuck with someone else when you have no power to do so, banished ye shall be. You routinely post things in an attempt to bait people to have the board shut down, banished ye shall be.

3. Big Room Fouls - Posting users personal information, calling their boss or significant others or otherwise cause a user problems in their real world existence, you shall be forwarded to thecurb.com.

These are my guidelines, and I would touch bases with the other admins before doing so, they have their own guidelines and we should have to agree before an axe falls. Otherwise, I do not like anyone making idle threats of getting someone banned. You have a beef with someone, duel it out in the accepted mode. This is a request, of course, you guys can always ignore me and commence to threatening each other with bans till the end of teh internets as we know him, but that necessarily makes me or other admins a party to your squabbles and I think that's rude.

Once again, these are my personal guidelines, and the only people I have banned so far have had .ru in their email addresses. If we start banning people for no other reason than they pissed someone, even me, off but did not interfere with the site's functioning, then this will be a quiet dark place, consisting of pictures of kittens and get well cards.

I do not mean to be putting smack downs on Sofie or Dhal, you're both veterans of a thousand psycho wards, and can handle yourselves and know when to take things seriously or not. I just want to have my opinion on this noted.

1.) I was an admin until Dusty decided to fuck up. I made the joke in the very beginning to let Dhal know he was playing in my backyard, and to be nice to me. Not my backyard anymore.

2.) I was the ONLY fucking member of this board when Choad asked me to do this with him. I never asked for proceeds (or much of anything). Looks like I'm totally out of it now. Cool.

3.) You banned me. I'm not Russian.

sofaking wrote:

I wish to make something clear about bans. I do not make the rules, but I am an admin and thus have the godlike powers

You do make it easy.

sofaking wrote:

I have the godlike powers

I have a problem with that.

MSG Tripps wrote:

sofaking wrote:

I wish to make something clear about bans. I do not make the rules, but I am an admin and thus have the godlike powers

You do make it easy.

I didn't write that, my little Rear Admiral Reacharound.

I'm no longer an admin.

Keep drinking. It makes you smarter and more charming.

You are still full of shit and I still take issue with it.

kim wrote:

Taint, I would love to know what you think about large cocks, the downside at least.

I'm sorry. Is there a downside?

lttlelindsey wrote:

Oh! and my fucking response was brilliant. Atleast I think so... The only opinion that matters!!!!!!!!!!!! and an extra!!!!! Just for you...

See, another Emily_Strange.  I thought she had potential.  I was mistaken.

Draz wrote:

headkicker_girl wrote:

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See, another Emily_Strange.  I thought she had potential.  I was mistaken.

My understanding is that it's tits or brains. Which is it of you?

Yawn.

Draz wrote:

headkicker_girl wrote:

Yawn.

I'll take that as a 'neither' and move on.

Please do.  You're a bore.

whosasailorthen wrote:

...oh, and the people prayed over it.  Ferchristsakes.

God, y'all, I think it's Mooby come to life!  ...Well, temporarily to life.

lttlelindsey wrote:

Exclamation marks convey astonishment. I was astonished at JUST how much that lump of disformed flesh resembled a jelly donut therefore completely relevant.

And periods convey how much of a dripping, virulent gash you are. Thank gods you're gone.

lttlelindsey wrote:

I know you hate me too.. stop wasting your time. You have no effect on me, nor will you ever.

How poetic.