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George Orr · 2010-01-31 11:38:54

This is Axe Cop. It is written by a five-year-old and illustrated (remarkably well) by his adult brother.

I cannot post any images of the comics, as apparently the creators have protected their images in some way I am not savvy enough to figure out (not difficult b/c I am not very savvy); but here is a link to one of the strips:

http://axecop.com/images/uploads/axecop5.png

If your Sundays are like mine, you could do a lot worse than checking this out.

Emmeran · 2010-01-31 12:21:31

I'll stick with SexyLosers, Thank You just the same.

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sigmoid freud · 2010-01-31 15:56:13

Marvel should pick this up.

square · 2010-01-31 19:09:16

George Orr wrote:
This is Axe Cop. It is written by a five-year-old and illustrated (remarkably well) by his adult brother.

Awesome. Don't miss Ask Axe Cop.

George Orr wrote:
If your Sundays are like mine, you could do a lot worse than checking this out.

If you haven't read it already, kill some time with Dr. McNinja.

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Emmeran · 2010-01-31 19:45:01

Fail - zero tits, zero ass and zero wank humor.

We aren't 13 anymore, grow up and find some porn.

George Orr · 2010-01-31 20:51:18

Forgive me. When you have actual sex with another human being on a regular basis, it really puts a dent in your porn fixation. No, really.

sigmoid freud · 2010-01-31 23:37:56

George Orr wrote:
Forgive me. When you have actual sex with another human being on a regular basis, it really puts a dent in your porn fixation. No, really.

Applause.

Emmeran · 2010-01-31 23:38:43

George Orr wrote:
Forgive me. When you have actual sex with another human being on a regular basis, it really puts a dent in your porn fixation. No, really.

Speak for yourself frigid one.

George Orr · 2010-02-01 00:00:53

Emmeran wrote:
Speak for yourself frigid one.

Um...I was.

choad · 2010-02-01 00:09:45

George Orr wrote:
Forgive me. When you have actual sex with another human being on a regular basis, it really puts a dent in your porn fixation. No, really.

Define regular basis. Morning and night, or closer to once every Friday?

And leave Diane Keaton out of this.

Emmeran · 2010-02-01 00:38:09

George Orr wrote:
Emmeran wrote:
Speak for yourself frigid one.
Um...I was.

You definitely need to get out more....

George Orr · 2010-02-01 00:50:51

choad wrote:
Define regular basis. Morning and night, or closer to once every Friday?

I'm not gonna get that personal. We are middle-aged, comfortable together, still bump uglies on a regular basis and when we do we both win. It's real nice. When I see the state most of our contemporaries are in sexually, I get a little smug.

And leave Diane Keaton out of this.

I hate to ruin a joke (if that is what this is), but I have no idea what you're referring to here.

choad · 2010-02-01 01:37:49

George Orr wrote:
And leave Diane Keaton out of this.
I hate to ruin a joke (if that is what this is), but I have no idea what you're referring to here.

No, it's not a joke, although on rereading, it sounds excessively harsh.

There seems a fundamental difference between genders as to what constitutes regular sex, hence an allusion to an exchange I thought you'd remember.

Annie Hall, 1977 - Split Screen, Allen to the left, Keaton to the right:

ALVY'S PSYCHIATRIST
How often do you sleep together?

ANNIE'S PSYCHIATRIST
Do you have sex often?

ALVY
Hardly ever. Maybe three times a week.

ANNIE
Constantly! I'd say three times a week.

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