Just put Goatse up on it.  That should do it.

Is that a chalk board hooked up to some table legs? McGroover!

I have 4 of those wood grain TV trays at home.  Unfortunately, the high quality metal legs are rusting somethin' awful.

Hyuck.

pALEPHx wrote:

Anything like mine float yer boat? I contemplated getting the cursor to blink, but decided it was OK as it was.

Wearing your cranky pants the day you wrote that up, or just feeling the after effects of a bad lay?

Taint wrote:

Wearing your cranky pants the day you wrote that up, or just feeling the after effects of a bad lay?

Bad lay. My cranky pants are tattooed on. And I so think Il Douchey is lying about her dress size. Add a one to the front of those numbers! Rub the lotion onto your skin!

orangeplus wrote:

We need a custom 404 page, we can even rotate like the banner. Any takers?

Modify mine from Buzzardsbay? Take a look.

http://buzzardsbay.net/Yo!.Fuckwits!!.Bite.Me!!!

Behind the giggles, there's reason to take those errors seriously. Mine is keyed to trigger an immediate email alerting me to missing files or misnamed links.

There are busier options, if ya want.

Decadence wrote:

Change that to "Oh, noes" and I'd say that we have a winner.

What was I thinking?