headkicker_girl wrote:

One included a nice little poem:

That's great you've met a gal that's hot
You wanna hump her juicy twat.
She's so attractive, she's so nice!
But would your penile size suffice?
Not sure she will long for more?
You need a dong she would adore!
But how to raise it long and thick?
Your only chance is MegaDik!
You'll get so wanted super-size
And see wild craving in her eyes!
Your shaft will pound her poon so deep,
Tonight you'll hardly fall asleep!
So try today this magic p'ill
And change your life at your own will!

That was just beautiful.  Tears are welling in my eyes.  I never knew that spammers were such sensitive souls.

I think we're on the same spammer's list.  Here's one I got today:

Surprise your boyfriend/hubby, LARGER your SmallBreast emyi

LADIES, bigger your asset now, give your mate a big surprise
     
SizeUpBreast is a safe all herbal formula that helps woman to increase theirBreast Size

- help with sagging problems
- has a powerful phyto-hormonal action that leads to the growth and
  development of the areoli and consequently TheBreast size.

* if your are her BF/HUBBY, buy your girl this 100% safe BreastEnhancement Pill
* you will feel proud of having LargerBoobie mate

Now if you're excuse me, I must go bigger my asset.

Bigcat wrote:

Don't just stick it in her pooper. Slam a hugely enhanced member all the way home.

Words to live by.

Oh god, I wish I was still at my last job.  As the webmaster for a large medical book company on the internet, one of the shittier parts of my jobs was that I had to sort through the general email bin...stuff that got through our filters, and postini.  The thing is, our site was so huge, and so fucked up...that there were actual customer emails coming from places the developers that were new (like me) had no idea where to start looking for to remove.

Man, I'd get like 400 a day...some of them were so funny I saved a file of them somewhere.  I would IM to my friends a "mass IM" each day titled "Today's Best of Spam List".  Man...that is the only thing I miss about that job, was the funny fucked up spam.

I'll have to pick thru the spam bin at the new job tomorrow.  There are often some gems there as well.  I'm especially fond of the Dr Seuss-ish ones that rhyme, or all start with the same letter.

RT

Last edited by Roger_That (2007-11-14 20:34:13)

I've always been rather fond of the classics myself.  "Increase PENIX size" never fails to brighten my day a bit.

Decadence wrote:

"Increase PENIX size" never fails to brighten my day a bit.

Careful - he might think you want him to increase the length of his posts. Or post more often. He's up to 881 today. He'll break a thousand before the weekend's over. Especially if some nOOb comes on and needs a gentle guiding hand. His eleemosynary and ciceronian attributes aside, I can't understand such a volume of posts... hmmm...did Choad announce an i-Pod or t-shirt contest that I never heard about?

Zookeeper wrote:

Dreadw0lf wrote:

Like Grass Seed On Steroids Patch Perfect Seeds Have a Growth Explosion!

What the shit is this? It was only an image in the email my spam filter takes the images out.

Lots of spammers don't put any text in their emails since that gives a filter something to key on.  They just have an image containing the text they want you to read.

I'm mainly wondering what the hell the email is about! I know spammers do that. Is it Viagra is it fertilizer? I can just see some anime chicks yelling or singing this with the silly subtitles on the screen.... "Patch Perfect Seeds Have a Growth Explosion!"

Dreadw0lf wrote:

umm where did the edit function go?

I think they hired rcade to improve the site.  Next to go is the search feature...