#2 2010-02-26 14:52:47

Suitable for home or office, the corpse flower.

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#3 2010-02-26 17:15:03

Excuse me, Curry stinks?  Fuck off!

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#4 2010-02-26 17:30:49

choad wrote:

Suitable for home or office, the corpse flower.

There are smaller relatives of this plant that would be much easier for an office worker to grow and transport.  A few of them can even survive outdoors in fairly cold climates.

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#5 2010-02-26 17:54:27

Dmtdust wrote:

Excuse me, Curry stinks?  Fuck off!

Curry does stink.  I love and adore Pak/Indian food, and we eat it two or three times a month; but it's undeniably very...aromatic, and when you are not eating it yourself I can see how the smell would be oppressive. 

Even in the best cases, I hate that breakroom funk of other people's lunches.

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#6 2010-02-26 18:17:01

I should think a few carefully placed ripe Ginko berries would do the trick nicely.

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#7 2010-02-26 18:29:07

I remember getting gentle warnings from co-workers about my fondness for kimchi and eating it in the newsroom. I stopped and warmth and love soon filled everyone's hearts again.

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#8 2010-02-26 21:33:33

I guess I have been absent from working in an office environment for a heck of a long time... 18 years?  I love throwing the curry into the microwave, and smelling it chug away.  Curry is in my blood, after all.

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#9 2010-02-26 21:40:56

Dmtdust wrote:

Curry is in my blood, after all.

Pity old man; that's all I have for that.

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#10 2010-02-26 22:03:52

Au Contraire, Is Delish!

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#11 2010-02-26 22:38:32

Dmtdust wrote:

Is Delish!

There you go.  Something may be wrong with your blood.

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#12 2010-02-26 22:47:03

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#13 2010-02-27 17:16:21

If you ever get a chance to get down to Pac Bell Park (or whatever it's called this week, I refuse to keep up), the garlic fries are excellent.  Even if you don't like garlic fries, though, you should eat some unless you plan to drive home alone.  You do NOT want to be the only person that didn't eat them in a car full of people who did.

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#14 2010-02-27 19:58:10

MSG Tripps wrote:

Dmtdust wrote:

Is Delish!

There you go.  Something may be wrong with your blood.

No, you win the prize

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#15 2010-03-01 08:51:17

Nobody mentions microwaved cheese?

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#16 2010-03-01 21:00:51

Curry means sauce or gravy..  Everything from the regurgitative (British) to the sublime (Thai).

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#17 2010-03-01 21:17:49

Yes,  yes it does.  The Boss has many variations, better than our local... she does Indian/Pakistani, Afghan variations, Thai etc.  Her Thai Coconut Curry Soup is to die for.

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#18 2010-03-01 21:23:01

Since it is Dydd Gŵyl Dewi Sant, (St. David's Day) she is cooking up some Leak & Potato Soup.  One of the finer items for this time of year in northerly realms.

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#19 2010-03-01 21:43:57

Dmtdust wrote:

Since it is Dydd Gŵyl Dewi Sant, (St. David's Day) she is cooking up some Leak & Potato Soup.  One of the finer items for this time of year in northerly realms.

Onoes! Leak and Potatoes!

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#20 2010-03-01 21:43:57

opsec wrote:

Curry means sauce or gravy..  Everything from the regurgitative (British) to the sublime (Thai).

I think the word has mainly come to be associated with the dung-hued "food" the English started eating after so many South Asians immigrated to their island.  There's something called "curry powder" available in the spice aisle, but I've never had the nerve to buy any.
Stay well clear of white-people "curries."  The "International" aisle at our local supermarket has a section of British "delicacies" including curry mixes and "curry-flavoured" sauces, e.g. a curry ketchup.  Bleeeeargh.

I love some Thai but don't really care for the curries.  I loathe fish sauce.  I'll have a red curry every once in a while.  I'm crazy for anything satay--I love Thai peanut sauce.  And the things they can do with coconut...But you know, Thai definitely falls into that category of "Stuff You Don't Want To Smell Unless You're Eating It."

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#21 2010-03-01 21:55:41

ah297900 wrote:

Dmtdust wrote:

Since it is Dydd Gŵyl Dewi Sant, (St. David's Day) she is cooking up some Leak & Potato Soup.  One of the finer items for this time of year in northerly realms.

Onoes! Leak and Potatoes!

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ASS.... not that kind of Leak, silly!

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#22 2010-03-01 23:42:21

George Orr wrote:

There's something called "curry powder" available in the spice aisle, but I've never had the nerve to buy any. Stay well clear of white-people "curries."  The "International" aisle at our local supermarket has a section of British "delicacies" including curry mixes and "curry-flavoured" sauces, e.g. a curry ketchup.  Bleeeeargh.

Amen.  I grew up thinking that curry powder = curry.  We're being a bit hard on the Brits, who do an excellent carb laden breakfast.

George Orr wrote:

I love some Thai but don't really care for the curries.  I loathe fish sauce.  I'll have a red curry every once in a while. ... ...  And the things they can do with coconut...But you know, Thai definitely falls into that category of "Stuff You Don't Want To Smell Unless You're Eating It."

Everyone except the Thai and Koreans loathe fish sauce.  It's rotten fish.  In sauce. 

There are dry curries in Thai cooking, but red, yellow or green curry if advertised as such are usually coconut based in most Thai restaurants.

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I'm crazy for anything satay--I love Thai peanut sauce.

I considered 5 responses.  Three were pornographic and two were just disgusting.

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#23 2010-03-02 15:56:39

kim

For some reason over the course of the past few recent months, the large indian families have moved away from me? The neighbors next door have been replaced by some incredibly hot recently divorced man, replacing the daily fucking worse smell of a one pot stewed asshole that would creep through the front door cracks. There was another indian family (who lived above me before I switched apartments)  and they are now gone, too! I can walk to and from my car without smelling whatever the hell THAT was ...

They are still everywhere in the complex and I think the people across from me are persian but their food mostly smells like cheap hamburger helper.

When I was working in an office we never had an issue until they had a whole bunch of Indian people that came in to work on creating a new program. We also had this great "meet 5" policy that forced you to meet five new people a week, "interview" them, and e-mail it to the owner. You literally had to do this and people had been denied bonuses for not doing this shit (I was one of them). Anyway, interviewing an Indian person who could barely speak english was a joke ... but thats a different story all together.  I am NOT stoned, btw.

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#24 2010-03-02 16:06:00

kim wrote:

For some reason over the course of the past few recent months, the large indian families have moved away from me? The neighbors next door have been replaced by some incredibly hot recently divorced man, replacing the daily fucking worse smell of a one pot stewed asshole that would creep through the front door cracks. There was another indian family (who lived above me before I switched apartments)  and they are now gone, too! I can walk to and from my car without smelling whatever the hell THAT was ...

They are still everywhere in the complex and I think the people across from me are persian but their food mostly smells like cheap hamburger helper.

When I was working in an office we never had an issue until they had a whole bunch of Indian people that came in to work on creating a new program. We also had this great "meet 5" policy that forced you to meet five new people a week, "interview" them, and e-mail it to the owner. You literally had to do this and people had been denied bonuses for not doing this shit (I was one of them). Anyway, interviewing an Indian person who could barely speak english was a joke ... but thats a different story all together.  I am NOT stoned, btw.

Isn't Diversity wonderful!  Remember boys and girls, Diversity is our strength!

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#25 2010-03-02 20:33:48

opsec wrote:

I considered 5 responses.  Three were pornographic and two were just disgusting.

Be mindful that satay is served on sharpened wooden skewers.  Heh.

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#26 2010-03-02 20:50:10

George Orr wrote:

Be mindful that satay is served on sharpened wooden skewers.  Heh.

You like words--do you remember "mindful" being used very often before the Bush presidency? It seems like he kept saying that in an effort to suggest that thought was occurring, and that it caught on thereafter.

Come to think of it, I believe "efforting" came out of the FEMA/Katrina episode. Am I remembering that right?

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#27 2010-03-02 20:55:43

ah297900 wrote:

You like words--do you remember "mindful" being used very often before the Bush presidency? It seems like he kept saying that in an effort to suggest that thought was occurring, and that it caught on thereafter.

Honestly?  I don't think so.  But then, I read a lot, so my own speech habits are a little erudite sometimes.

Come to think of it, I believe "efforting" came out of the FEMA/Katrina episode. Am I remembering that right?

That is not a word.  It is not.  No.  People who noun verbs should be banished.  People who verb nouns should be fatalitized.

I'm sorry; I just caught "Mabey" in a topic title and I may be a little oversensitive right now.

IT IS TIME TO GO WATCH LOST NOW.

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#28 2010-03-02 21:03:04

Fuck Gilligans Island Lost.

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#29 2010-03-02 21:08:26

Emmeran wrote:

Fuck Gilligans Island Lost.

Wow.  You. Are. So. Fucking. Right.!

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#30 2010-03-02 21:12:53

George Orr wrote:

That is not a word.  It is not.  No.  People who noun verbs should be banished.  People who verb nouns should be fatalitized.
.

I know it's not a word. I also know that it is incorrect when I hear computer programmers use the "architect" as a verb.

Ironically, that show you're going to watch is a thing about people inhabiting a place, but is known by an adjective (every letter of which is capitalized).

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