#1 2010-03-29 16:28:05
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My boyfriend and I have been dating for just over a month, and last night we decided we were ready to get intimate, however after we started, my boyfriend discovered a used condom in my vagina, and immediately stopped and accused me of cheating on him, and took off. I tried to explain to him that I have not been with anyone since we started dating, and the last time I had sex with something was 5 months before I met him, and that it must of came off then, and I just never noticed it in there.
However he does not believe me, even though it is the truth, can someone please give me some advise on how to deal with this, and help my boyfriend understand that a lot of women have this happen to them.
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#2 2010-03-29 16:33:21
Obviously she is telling the truth, it just isn't a high traffic area in her lil' life.
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#3 2010-03-29 17:26:34
the last time I had sex with something was 5 months before I met him, and that it must of came off then, and I just never noticed it in there.
Ew ew ew eeeeeeewwwwwww...
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#4 2010-03-29 17:38:08
George Orr wrote:
the last time I had sex with something was 5 months before I met him, and that it must of came off then, and I just never noticed it in there.
Ew ew ew eeeeeeewwwwwww...
Something smells. Haven't we seen this before in cruel years gone by? Or am I so jaded. But I suspect urban myth.
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#5 2010-03-29 17:41:24
While I may belong to the tribe of Adam, I believe that I have heard that one most women the crimson tide flows at least once a month. Shouldn't that kind of detritus wash out and join it's brethren on our kids' favorite swimming beaches?
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#6 2010-03-29 18:22:41
GooberMcNutly wrote:
Shouldn't that kind of detritus wash out and join it's brethren on our kids' favorite swimming beaches?
It is theoretically possible for something like a condom to get lodged in an upper cranny and not wash out with the red tide.
Theoretically possible--but highly unlikely. I suspect this is the work of bored schoolchildren, since it is Spring Break across most of the country.
However, whether the tale is true or false, I stand by my eeeeewwwww.
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#7 2010-03-29 18:32:51
I'm glad I'm not the only one this has happened t- um. Hey, would you look at the time?
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#8 2010-03-29 19:05:44
George Orr wrote:
It is theoretically possible for something like a condom to get lodged in an upper cranny.
Crannies are convex; nooks are concave. Better to hear it from me than from some other asshole who will use that mistake as a cudgel against you.
I think it got stuck in that uppermost nook where all the orgasms hide. Producing the condom, much like producing an orgasm from a woman, is a maneuver much like getting a very, very big bottle of ketchup started.
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#9 2010-03-29 19:13:19
ah297900 wrote:
George Orr wrote:
It is theoretically possible for something like a condom to get lodged in an upper cranny.
Crannies are convex; nooks are concave. Better to hear it from me than from some other asshole who will use that mistake as a cudgel against you.
I think it got stuck in that uppermost nook where all the orgasms hide. Producing the condom, much like producing an orgasm from a woman, is a maneuver much like getting a very, very big bottle of ketchup started.
Spank it on the bottom a whole lot? Works for me.
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#10 2010-03-29 20:11:49
whiskytangofoxtrot wrote:
ah297900 wrote:
George Orr wrote:
It is theoretically possible for something like a condom to get lodged in an upper cranny.
Crannies are convex; nooks are concave. Better to hear it from me than from some other asshole who will use that mistake as a cudgel against you.
I think it got stuck in that uppermost nook where all the orgasms hide. Producing the condom, much like producing an orgasm from a woman, is a maneuver much like getting a very, very big bottle of ketchup started.Spank it on the bottom a whole lot? Works for me.
Punch it above the neck and shake the shit out of it. Amirite? Gentlemen?
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#11 2010-03-29 20:34:59
Stick a knife in the neck and it flows right out.
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#12 2010-03-29 20:51:01
karenw wrote:
Stick a knife in the neck and it flows right out.
OJ lol'd.
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#13 2010-03-30 00:30:00
"This question has been deleted"
Fun's over. *sigh*
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#14 2010-03-30 01:53:38
You are all missing the point. She had sex with a something, not a someone. So the condom may not have been shaped like the ones we are accustomed to.
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