#1 2010-04-03 20:54:04
I'm sitting alone, drinking a cheap merlot and generally feeling sorry for myself.
I saw an attorney on Thursday and my divorce petition should be filed on Monday.
I found out about the hubby's girlfriend on facebook, of all things. Who knows how long THAT'S been going on . . .
So post something funny, goddamit.
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#2 2010-04-03 21:01:02
like what Karen?
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#3 2010-04-03 21:04:20
Fuck, I don't know. Something to make me smile. I'm tired of crying.
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#4 2010-04-03 21:08:33
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#5 2010-04-03 21:08:49
How about you and I go all Smitty and Ptah, get together and fuck like epileptic rabbits with the hiccups?
The best way to get over someone is to get under someone else.
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#6 2010-04-03 21:10:05
Thanks, Taint.
Good joke, Scotty.
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#8 2010-04-03 21:11:45
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#9 2010-04-03 21:12:32
karenw wrote:
Good joke, Scotty.
What joke? I see a song lyric in my second line but no jokes.
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#10 2010-04-03 21:14:03
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#11 2010-04-03 21:15:35
Taint, I wish that were the case. He has no assets to seize . . . in fact, I'm going for a dignified, no-fault, no-mess divorce. The only thing I want is for him to take all the debts in his name.
So at some point I'll have to change my username, cuz I won't be a "w" anymore.
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#12 2010-04-03 21:15:39
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#13 2010-04-03 21:16:31
Raptor Jezus is awesome.
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#14 2010-04-03 21:17:05
These days I leave a tampon sitting on top of the DVR. It's to remind me of the cunt who took the TV.
-some funny asshole somewhere
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#15 2010-04-03 21:18:46
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#16 2010-04-03 21:19:53
The Other Shoe
One old brown shoe falls in slow motion,
And the bedsprings hover right above your head,
As bed springs do, when you're beneath them.
Someone else just climbed into your bed.
By the time she thought you'd probably got to Phoenix,
She'd arranged for your shoes to be filled.
Well you've got your pride, and a blue-steel '45,
And you're waiting for the other shoe to fall.
You'll dig a double grave out in the meadow,
And you'll curse the rain that turns the dirt to mud.
You'll take I-35 south towards Laredo,
Then you'll try to find a doctor who can prescribe an elixir
That'll make everything better, except your late wife and her lover.
By the time she thought you'd probably got to Phoenix,
She'd sealed her fate and gotten herself killed.
Well you've got your pride, and a blue-steel '45,
And you're waiting for the other shoe to fall.
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#17 2010-04-03 21:20:23
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#18 2010-04-03 21:20:44
karenw wrote:
Taint, I wish that were the case. He has no assets to seize . . . in fact, I'm going for a dignified, no-fault, no-mess divorce. The only thing I want is for him to take all the debts in his name.
So at some point I'll have to change my username, cuz I won't be a "w" anymore.
Karen, I'm sorry you're having to deal with this. Nothing makes it any better except time and that always takes too fucking long.
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#19 2010-04-03 21:20:52
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#20 2010-04-03 21:21:42
I love all you degenerate scum.
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#21 2010-04-03 21:21:59
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#22 2010-04-03 21:27:46
Seriously though, I'll fuck you til you forget about him. :)
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#23 2010-04-03 21:29:35
Scotty, your link is broken.
And thanks for the offer, but I'm not there today.
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#24 2010-04-03 21:33:45
I'm sorry, Karen... wish I could give you a hug...
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#25 2010-04-03 21:35:55
Scotty's pic... 
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#26 2010-04-03 21:37:49
karenw wrote:
Scotty, your link is broken.
And thanks for the offer, but I'm not there today.
Pic seems to be working fine for me.
My ex-wife was fucking half the people on her FB and Myspace pages. That is the main reason why I have never gotten one of those things and never will.
Fuck those places and Twitter as well.
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#27 2010-04-03 21:42:00
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#28 2010-04-03 21:51:38
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#29 2010-04-03 21:55:02
Mmmmmmm, cake.
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#31 2010-04-03 22:23:16
When I’m alone, drunk, and depressed there is nothing like country music…to make want to put a bullet in my head.
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#32 2010-04-03 22:37:04
Holy shit, pho. I'm not that desperate. Cunt-tree music does not play in this house. Nuh-uh. No way.
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#33 2010-04-03 22:48:35
Tammy has been there. She divorced this guy.
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#34 2010-04-03 23:00:37
Scotty wrote:
karenw wrote:
Scotty, your link is broken.
And thanks for the offer, but I'm not there today.Pic seems to be working fine for me.
My ex-wife was fucking half the people on her FB and Myspace pages. That is the main reason why I have never gotten one of those things and never will.
Fuck those places and Twitter as well.
Damn, I knew I was doing it wrong. I'm not fucking anyone on facebook, maybe it's because I need to sign up for myspace too.
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#35 2010-04-03 23:08:13
Can we at least do a round robin for Karen? Her choice of joy? Chocolate, male nude dancer(hey Scotty!), vibrator, bottle of valium? What do ya say?
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#36 2010-04-03 23:48:56
Dmtdust wrote:
Can we at least do a round robin for Karen? Her choice of joy?
Beefcake:
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#37 2010-04-04 00:05:50
Puppies:
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#38 2010-04-04 00:05:59
Saint Lorena Bobbit - Patroness Of Women With Crappy Husbands!
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#39 2010-04-04 00:06:52
Chocolate cake & beefcake.
(Gotta love Tab Hunter... Roddy McDowell is thrown in for free).
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#40 2010-04-04 00:08:17
whosasailorthen wrote:
Chocolate cake & beefcake.
(Gotta love Tab Hunter... Roddy McDowell is thrown in for free).
What a cute little wiener he's got there!
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#41 2010-04-04 00:11:22
George Orr wrote:
whosasailorthen wrote:
Chocolate cake & beefcake.
(Gotta love Tab Hunter... Roddy McDowell is thrown in for free).What a cute little wiener he's got there!
Yeah, I think Roddy's saying "When you said 'Eat my wiener'... umm... is that what you meant?"
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#42 2010-04-04 00:12:09
Wrong choice of beefcake! Tab and Roddy were into each other!
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#43 2010-04-04 00:12:35
Chocolate:
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#44 2010-04-04 00:13:32
fnord wrote:
Wrong choice of beefcake! Tab and Roddy were into each other!
Doesn't matter. A pretty man is a pretty man.
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#45 2010-04-04 00:30:40
George Orr wrote:
fnord wrote:
Wrong choice of beefcake! Tab and Roddy were into each other!
Doesn't matter. A pretty man is a pretty man.
Awww, thanks.
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#46 2010-04-04 01:01:38
Clicky Clicky!
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#47 2010-04-04 01:05:04
More beefcake:
...fuck the puppies and chocolate.
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#48 2010-04-04 01:05:25
This can't but make you feel better, provided you have a soul:
If this doesn't work, nothing will.
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#50 2010-04-04 12:36:16
Buck up karenx.
When my marriage ended, I was devastated. I never had any idea that that was even possible, yet it happened. Eventually I realized, that if that-- the impossible-- can happen, anything can happen-- this includes good and wonderful things.
It will possibly take you more than a year to feel sane, but you will get there.
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