I will have nightmares tonight about this.

*yaks*

What the hell is wrong with people?

The sex must have been amazing for them not to have just put her on the grill.  Apparently Christians are not subject to the taboo on eating orangutans.

opsec wrote:

Wilbur, my typos are precious and I refuse to abort them.

I respect your old-fashioned principles, Opsec.

     Here's a set of Amish abortion tools to match.

While it's more entertaining to think that fucking causes these mutative crossovers, it's more likely careless butchering.

opsec wrote:

While it's more entertaining to think that fucking causes these mutative crossovers, it's more likely careless butchering.

“Careless Butchering” is the PC way of explaining how a monkey disease mutated into AIDS.  It has been documented that African negro degenerates screwed monkeys and were the source of AIDS.

opsec wrote:

Consider.

Your premise is not well supported, and your reference is weak.

Ya think?

Miscegenation!

fnord wrote:

opsec wrote:

While it's more entertaining to think that fucking causes these mutative crossovers, it's more likely careless butchering.

“Careless Butchering” is the PC way of explaining how a monkey disease mutated into AIDS.  It has been documented that African negro degenerates screwed monkeys and were the source of AIDS.

Come on, Fnord. I like you too much to endure this sort of bullshit from you. You're entitled to your beliefs and when you care to defend them intelligently, you do so eloquently. Obviously you and I don't agree on racial matters, but we do agree on a number of others.

Like I said before, I expect more of you.

Oh hell, on the little island where all my forebears come from have been inbreeding for a millennium or  two, and all we got was the Nanny State!

opsec wrote:

Miscegenation!

There is a serious consideration to miscegenation. Racial hybrids are generally healthier and genetically more robust than isolated breeding populations, but genetic diversity is what gives us some resistance to plagues.

Inbreed and Mutate!  I'm ordering bumperstickers.

i'll trade for one.

My Irish/English/Prussian ancestors got here early enough to dodge the Revolution.  They filtered back from Canada just in time to miss the Civil War.  They then fucked up and populated WWI,II,K & V.  Fucking Tories.

headkicker_girl wrote:

Just 'cause it's on the internets does not make it a fact.

Please don't tell that to any of my clients. I'd hate to have to start doing real research again.

fnord wrote:

I see no reason why an old lady would publish a letter in which she deliberately tells shocking lies about her experiences as a young woman in nurses training.  The next day she probably received threatening phone calls and abusive comments from acquaintances.  We’ve all seen videos and read accounts of people screwing horses, cows, dogs, sheep, birds, dolphins and other animals.  You need only go to beasttube for visual evidence that there are people who will screw animals. Therefore, it is quite likely that humans have molested monkeys and that this activity could account for the origin of AIDS.  This account of a human/ape hybrid is sketchy, but then the story of Pony the orangutan whore is also a sketchy Internet posting, yet all of you believe it.  What proof is there that Pony really exists and isn't yet another racist tale promulgated by evil whites to defame Third World People?

How do we even know that this old lady exists?   The letter itself may be a hoax.  Shit, 90% of the stuff that ends up on Snopes starts as a letter that appears legitimate.

Also, I don't know that Pony exists either...it just made an interesting story.  However, I do know that white women love dog and horse cock...I've seen the videos...but I've never seen a video of a black man fucking a monkey.