I posted this to cruel, and I love it.

Imagine Miss Sofie as this bitch, without the costumes and kitties. My customers still bag on me with this chick's voice (I show them everything from here).

*talks through teeth*

"Carbohydrates are toooools of the Deeeevillllll. I'll show you how to make a delicious meal entirely out of meeeat!"

I laugh along with them, but it burns. Yes, it does.

Hah. I like how she rhymes with "ravine." You'd think the chick who dubbed it could have used that Connecticut accent for some commentary on the immense schwantz she's got for a vase next to the Exercycle.