#1 2010-09-04 23:36:06

Puffies lapped cruel.com!

Listing the top 30 queries by the number of requests, sorted by the number of requests.

reqs    search term

6257    penis
2754    nudes
1109    high street.org
900    marble
435    princess grace
197    porn
185    nsfw picture thread
181    high street org
170    bondage fairies
159    abortion porn
154    highstreet.org
142    playmate
138    breast stretcher
130    highstreet
130    highstreet nsfw pic thread
116    rule 34
114    high street
101    pedo paradise
99    how to give a rim job
98    high street forum
70    pénis
65    nsfw thread
62    highstreet org
58    tsimfuckis
57    motorized breast stretcher
55    www.high street.org
55    hott
54    puffies
46    how to rimjob
46    cruel.com
9924    [not listed: 5,398 search terms]

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#2 2010-09-04 23:43:10

choad wrote:

reqs    search term

Seems this might be the correct neighborhood.

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#3 2010-09-04 23:43:23

pénis???

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#4 2010-09-05 00:19:28

Is no one else disturbed by the fact that "abortion porn" placed that high?

P.S.  "princess grace"?  Should I look that up on urbandictionary?

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#5 2010-09-05 02:22:24

George Orr wrote:

Is no one else disturbed by the fact that "abortion porn" placed that high?

If you Google "abortion porn" the second link is a thread I started that apparently made it to our front page.

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#6 2010-09-05 15:30:48

sic

Why would you come here to learn how to give/get a rimjob?  Was there a sticky subject I've missed?  Either way, that skill really seems self explanatory.

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#7 2010-09-05 17:10:23

Marble?

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#8 2010-09-05 21:15:03

George Orr wrote:

P.S.  "princess grace"?  Should I look that up on urbandictionary?

Or did I miss a page on NSFW Pics?

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#9 2010-09-05 21:57:18

Could be worse.

opsec wrote:

Marble?

This term is frequently paired with "insertion."  Which I'm a bit surprised doesn't appear on the list itself.  Anyway, this is lechero's doing.  He's a bad egg.

Goober McNutly wrote:

George Orr wrote:

P.S.  "princess grace"?  Should I look that up on urbandictionary?

Or did I miss a page on NSFW Pics?

Somehow, whosasailorthen has convinced Yahoo that we are the place to find images of her.  People aren't* searching for "princess grace horse porn," they're just searching for "princess grace."

*Well I'm sure they are, but that's not a search that's bringing people here.  Until now, since I posted this.  Fuck.

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#10 2010-09-06 03:36:27

sic wrote:

Why would you come here to learn how to give/get a rimjob?  Was there a sticky subject I've missed?  Either way, that skill really seems self explanatory.

I don't recall being offered any rimjob lessons here, but I never keep a very close eye on my drink.

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#11 2011-01-21 04:27:16

The latest thrilling update...

I cleared out some old logs.  The following table shows how searches have changed over time.  First two columns cover the past three months or so, while the last two were for the past eleven months.

reqssearch term (last 3 mo.)reqssearch term (last 11 mo.)
456high street.org6277penis
332high street org2754nudes
258hot girl1842high street.org
182nude nicole kidman900marble
167swingers653high street org
128jenkologist437princess grace
125high street350nsfw picture thread
115highstreet349porn
110highstreet.org335highstreet.org
107girls hot333swingers
99rule 34293highstreet
92porn285high street
90nsfw picture thread285abortion porn
87how to give a rim job276rule 34
73hott259hot girl
67hot wallpaper254nude nicole kidman
65abortion porn215breast stretcher
60kidman nude212how to give a rim job
53choad185bondage fairies
52heaven666184hott
52highstreet org182highstreet nsfw pic thread
50nips176playmate
42jenkology154highstreet org
40how to give a good rim job141high street forum
39adult128jenkologist
39obama christmas ornament joke122tsimfuckis
37sonic hentai107girls hot
33how to give a rimjob105pedo paradise
29breast stretcher104choad
28playmate102how to rimjob


Apparently penis, marble, Princess Grace, and bondage fairies are no longer interesting - jenkem is the new hotness.  Rim jobs have held on to their popularity, though.

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#12 2011-01-21 12:57:17

square wrote:

Rim jobs have held on to their popularity, though.

The classics will always be with us.

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#13 2011-01-21 16:26:08

I understand choad's appearance, I guess, but the hell's the deal? There ain't no Taint!

http://images2.cpcache.com/product/welder+steve-t+shirt-stupid/174139452v2_225x225_Front.jpghttp://images3.cpcache.com/product/sex+-+relationships-sex-perineum/227346303v6_225x225_Front.jpg

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#14 2011-08-20 20:55:38

Taint gets some love!

reqssearch term
1285high street.org
564high street
555highstreet.org
539high street org
482hot girl
405choad
383nsfw picture thread
382swingers
367nudism
337highstreet
329nude nicole kidman
295abortion porn
290hott
261girls hot
237jenkologist
227rule 34
199chocolate thai
192how to give a rim job
158heaven666
154parental advisory
149bukkake fail
135cannibalism
128weird penis
119norwegian girl
118felch
117kidman nude
117dolcett
116norwegian girls
103taint
100how to give a rimjob


Norwegians seem to be new.  The number of people who end up here by searching for highstreet.org appears to be increasing, to their dismay no doubt.

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#15 2011-08-20 21:37:39

square wrote:

Taint gets some love!

You like me! You really like me!

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#16 2011-08-21 02:27:32

These threads always make the site seem so much more interesting than it really is.

(except for Taint, of course)

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#17 2011-08-21 09:49:54

Tall Paul wrote:

pénis???

That's Spanish for cock. I'm Bi
Bi lingual that is.

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#18 2012-01-01 13:00:31

Scotty seems to be skewing the statistics for the past three months.

reqssearch term
800redheads
731rule 34
484choad
442dolcett
340vkontakte.ru
321redhead
296red head
291ginger lee
289redhead pussy
265felch
258high street.org
239highstreet.org
219sesame street porn
218jaye p morgan flash
202high street
186chocolate thai
177nsfw picture thread
138penis bong
134red head pussy
128red heads
117david parker ray tapes
109hegre
107abortion porn
105snake porn
96cindy hendy
84title
81highstreet
77norwegian girl
69bear rape
69choad penis

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#19 2012-01-01 16:35:11

square wrote:

Long-assed list

I see I got edged out by snake porn. Cretins.

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#20 2012-01-01 16:41:47

Taint wrote:

square wrote:

Long-assed list

I see I got edged out by snake porn. Cretins.

Apparently also by "title".

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#21 2012-01-01 21:50:20

bear rape

Now I have to run over to the search box and see what comes up.If I'm not back in an hour, send someone in after me!

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#22 2012-01-02 01:27:11

I looked up bear rape, and I was very disappointed!

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#23 2012-01-02 17:14:50

Yeah, me too.

http://rantsofanannoyedangel.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/sad_panda_by_ra3ndy.jpg

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#24 2012-01-02 23:03:07

square wrote:

Scotty seems to be skewing the statistics for the past three months.

I noticed that thread was listed in the top three of the most viewed for a bit now.

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#25 2012-03-09 02:57:32

Update for the period Sun-25-Sep-2011 06:54 to Fri-09-Mar-2012 02:17 (165.81 days).

A surprising entry in the list of domains where visitors come from:

reqs%bytesorganisation
252800.59%usda.gov


These are the non-search engine sites sending traffic here:
pagesreqssite
19241924http://www.drudge.com/
697805http://www.reddit.com/
235235http://christwire.org/
7878http://www.cruel.com/


And as always, the most common searches:
reqssearch term
1296redheads
1211choad
948rule 34
730dolcett
505redhead
501red head
493vkontakte.ru
488redhead pussy
441ginger lee
432felch
411high street.org
361high street
325highstreet.org
317title
268nsfw picture thread
265jaye p morgan flash
253chocolate thai
251sesame street porn
210red head pussy
209penis bong
172red heads
168hegre
168abortion porn
148snake porn
147cindy hendy
135david parker ray tapes
133stupid tattoo
130hairy pussy
122ribbed
117pokemon rule 34

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#26 2012-03-09 03:10:52

Any idea what the Aggies were searching for?

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#27 2012-03-09 04:16:32

Looks like they got here via Drudge.  Like most people, they visited the picture thread most.

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#28 2012-03-09 05:38:52

square wrote:

Looks like they got here via Drudge.  Like most people, they visited the picture thread most.

Then there's hope for the government!

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#29 2012-03-09 08:35:51

I had to check out vkontakte.ru which turns out to be the Russian version of Facebook. It's a small world after all....

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#30 2012-05-05 19:26:04

Analysed requests from Sun-25-Dec-2011 06:28 to Sat-05-May-2012 18:17 (132.49 days).

Listing the top 30 queries by the number of requests, sorted by the number of requests.

reqssearch term
1196choad
896redheads
689dolcett
576parental advisory
513red head
425redhead
409barbie benton
345rule 34
301redhead pussy
285felch
265high street.org
262high street
244ginger lee
233title
195fapping material
185hairy pussy
170vkontakte.ru
159highstreet.org
158gay butt
141penis bong
141nsfw picture thread
134stupid tattoo
131ribbed
125red heads
122abortion porn
118ariel nude
117messed up porn
114people
114chocolate thai
113red head pussy

Also, if you speak Farsi, a new forum has been using some of our images.  Welcome!

Referring sites are pretty much the same, although Reddit makes a new appearance.

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#31 2012-05-05 21:56:31

square wrote:

Also, if you speak Farsi, a new forum has been using some of our images.  Welcome!

Scene: Tehran. The nation's legislature is in the background, in flames, as thousands and thousands of newly liberated Iranians celebrate their victory over the theocratic tyranny they've endured for decades. There is singing in the streets, chanting, and much flag waving as the citizens of Iran burn images of the mullahs and ayatollahs who have held them hostage for so long.

Our intrepid reporter asks a jubilant looking woman, now free of her hijab and smiling brightly, what finally pushed the Iranian people over the edge, what finally gave them the strength to smash the tyrants who controlled their lives.

"Well, we kept seeing all these images of kitties and tard porn on some site called 'High Street.' We knew in our hearts this was the answer we had been searching for."

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#32 2012-09-07 04:05:16

Hmm, either Macaulay Culkin is still popular, or he's so incredibly unpopular that we're one of the top search results for him.

Analysed requests from Sun-08-Jul-2012 06:53 to Fri-07-Sep-2012 03:30 (60.86 days).

Listing the top 30 queries by the number of requests, sorted by the number of requests.

reqssearch term
2191macaulay culkin
636redheads
482red head
391lynda carter nude
298ford cobra
200macaulay culkin 2012
183high street.org
174red heads
135gay butt
125redhead
103soloflesh
99highstreet
78dolcett
77choad
72eragon porn
72parental advisory
70butthole tattoo
68high street
65маколей калкин
63felch
61nsfw picture thread
59abortion porn
57butt hole tattoo
51linda carter nude
51butthole tattoo girl
41topless volleyball
40dick piercing video
39butt gay
37vkontakte.ru
35highstreet.org

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#33 2012-09-07 04:23:31

square wrote:

Analysed requests from Sun-08-Jul-2012 06:53 to Fri-07-Sep-2012 03:30 (60.86 days).

Listing the top 30 queries by the number of requests, sorted by the number of requests.

reqssearch term
391lynda carter nude

Most of this fourth entry traffic, I'm convinced, tracks back to rcade.

https://cruelery.com/sidepic/wonderwoman.png


If Valerie Bertinelli does a poll dance we're toast.

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#34 2012-11-11 14:37:35

I'd rather pander to it.
https://cruelery.com/img/lynda.carter.-.choadachrome.from.b&w.png

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#35 2012-11-11 15:03:28

The following is current...

https://cruelery.com/img/2012-11-13_HS.searchquery.jpg

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#36 2013-05-31 00:46:15

The current top search term is a bit ironic, considering that stepdaddy has kicked us aside.  Can't explain #8; I don't recall seeing R_T around all that much recently...

Analysed requests from Sun-31-Mar-2013 06:48 to Fri-31-May-2013 00:17 (60.73 days).

This report lists which queries people used in search engines to find the site.

Listing the top 30 queries by the number of requests, sorted by the number of requests.

reqssearch term
65cruel.com
64high street.org
36gay butt
34red head
32highstreet
29high street
28porni
24bitter heartless bitch
17dragon porn
16david parker ray drawings
15redheads
14eragon porn
14cruel high street
12kiddy porn
12david parker ray tapes
11redhead
11kiddy sex
11poop porn
11david parker ray video tapes
10man who fled zombies
10red heads
10how to perform a coat hanger abortion
10horse cock tumblr
9sucking horse cock
9penishomo
9imagefap
8woman shit
8dick piercing video
8horse cock gif
713yo

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#37 2013-05-31 01:18:22

*sigh*

Puffies not on the list.

{walks away shaking his head...}

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4z6ifJNVp1rpjhjbo1_1280.jpg

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#38 2013-06-04 09:03:47

George Orr wrote:

Is no one else disturbed by the fact that "abortion porn" placed that high?

P.S.  "princess grace"?  Should I look that up on urbandictionary?

I'd have to be extremely intoxicated to request a princess grace.

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#39 2013-06-04 11:12:56

Fled wrote:

George Orr wrote:

Is no one else disturbed by the fact that "abortion porn" placed that high?

P.S.  "princess grace"?  Should I look that up on urbandictionary?

I'd have to be extremely intoxicated to request a princess grace.

I dunno.  She was a total stunner in her day, and not just on film... trust me on this.

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#40 2013-06-04 15:50:26

I was thinking more along the lines of a corkscrewing sex act a la princess cheesecurl.   It would probably require use of a lazy susan.  No offense to the people of Monaco.

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#41 2013-07-23 03:45:31

Analysed requests from Sun-31-Mar-2013 06:48 to Tue-23-Jul-2013 02:17 (113.81 days).

Listing the top 30 queries by the number of requests, sorted by the number of requests.

reqssearch term
129high street.org
95cruel.com
65imagefap
53red head
49highstreet
49high street
47porni
41marilyn monroe naked
37ass
37bitter heartless bitch
36gay butt
26kiddy porn
2510r.swf
24david parker ray drawings
22redheads
20soloflesh
19dragon porn
18dick piercing video
18cruel high street
17poop porn
16sucking horse cock
16red head pussy
16david parker ray video tapes
15eragon porn
14xzas
14kiddy sex
14david parker ray tapes
13redhead
13elvis granddaughter nude
13female ass


Listing the top 30 query words by the number of requests, sorted by the number of requests.
reqssearch term
281porn
240high
162horse
154tumblr
143street
141sex
139street.org
132parker
131david
131ray
114pussy
109red
109naked
104a
102cock
99gif
97of
96nude
95ass
95cruel.com
93gay
92to
87in
85the
79head
78girl
68imagefap
67video
66sucking
66with

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#42 2013-07-23 20:26:28

bitter heartless bitch

I love you guys!

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#43 2014-06-04 02:36:06

Four people have very specific interests.

Analysed requests from Sun-30-Mar-2014 06:25 to Wed-04-Jun-2014 02:17 (65.83 days).

Listing the top 30 queries by the number of requests, sorted by the number of requests.

reqssearch term
51 imagefap
12 imagefap.com
11 cruel.com
7 high street.org
5 david parker ray drawings
4 jane bielawski murders
4 cruel com
4 pics of indian desi aunties with naked boobs and waging
4 high street
3 yearring
3 butthole
3 lego porno
3 nudegirls.com
3 david parker ray videos
3 blue balls relief
3 two gay guys on motorbike
3 eating live mice has never
2 momoka nishina boobs gif
2 cruelcom
2 redheads wet pussy
2 jane bielawski
2 pornorama
2 robot chicken porn
2 jamaican strip club fisting girl
2 highstreet
2 animal porn tumblr
2 domai.com buetiful girls vagina images
2 juggalette naked
2 honeysuckle divine
2 rosalisa domai forum
243 [not listed: 216 search terms]

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#44 2014-11-02 14:33:19

Welcome ICP fans!

Analysed requests from Sun-31-Aug-2014 06:49 to Sun-02-Nov-2014 13:16 (63.27 days).

Listing the top 30 queries by the number of requests, sorted by the number of requests.

reqssearch term
36porn
9jane bielawski
7cruel.com
6jake steed hiv
5cruel com
4mrs gravedigger naked
3robot chicken porn
3horse cock tumblr
3high street.org
3hot redhead girl
3juggalo nakeds
2jane bielawski and her doll missy
2tumblr zoophilie
2ogrish porn
2mudshark whore
2grateful dead tumblr
2juggalette whore
2redhair nude hairy
2juggalo naked
2mrs gravedigger nude
2tranny cooks balls and eats them
2juggalette whores
2jake steed aids
2imene
2ariel porn gif rule34
2horse cock
2snot porn brazil
2nudistfestival
2soloflesh demo
2[probable referral spam site]
167[not listed: 166 search terms]

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#45 2014-11-02 18:45:49

Snot porn?

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#46 2014-11-02 19:44:05

"mrs gravedigger naked"



...


...


???

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#47 2014-11-02 20:50:00

George Orr wrote:

"mrs gravedigger naked"



...


...


???

Turn off safe search sweetheart

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#48 2015-08-22 02:24:02

Been a while.

Analysed requests from Sun-28-Dec-2014 06:38 to Sat-22-Aug-2015 01:17 (236.78 days).

Listing the top 30 queries by the number of requests, sorted by the number of requests.

reqssearch term
88heaven666
28heaven 666
24cruel.com
21jane bielawski
16dgeneriki.ru
15syntribate effects on personality
14what happened to heaven666
14video turkey basting crystal meth in ur butt
9high street.org
82 guys 1 horse
8cruel com
7dog porn gif
6jane bielawski wikipedia
5eating live mice has never been this sexy
4david parker ray drawings
4porno ogrish.com
4animal porn gif
4octopus porn
4the ilium nsfw
4nudegirls.com
4sveba nude
4fucking man for animal
4janet lupo nude
37 of 9 naked
3ogrish porn
3horse cock gif tumblr
3drinking horse cum gif
3victorian porn
3paddington porn
3heaven666 straycrayons
420[not listed: 355 search terms]

I didn't before, but now I wonder: what did happen to heaven666?

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#49 2015-08-22 03:17:37

square wrote:

I didn't before, but now I wonder: what did happen to heaven666?

T0llb00thwillie said:

        I had so much fun there, until January 1st I'll never forget that day and what I was doing.

fkbisme said:

        What happened on the 1st?

His mom refused to take her teeth out for the annual new years day, gumjobathon.

http://www.straycrayons.com/forums/topi … iew/page/2

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#50 2015-08-22 14:48:03

"Paddington porn"...I don't know what to say to that.

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