#1 2007-11-21 16:42:25
The X-ray was taken of a 60-year-old man who checked himself into Nishtar Hospital in Multan, Pakistan.
He sought treatment because he claimed - are you ready for this? - thieves had inserted a Pepsi bottle into his anus before stealing two of his buffalo.
He said the robbers were armed and forced the bottle up his bum, according to Dr Abdul Manan, a surgeon at the hospital. (source)
And here I was thinking the Pakistanis had found a new way to conceal their "disassembled" nuclear weapons. I suppose he should be glad they took the cap off AND drank it first.
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#2 2007-11-21 19:18:54
Did they call Dr. Pepper?
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#3 2007-11-21 19:26:55
Its an ICBM.**
**Intrer-Colon Ballistic Missile
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#4 2007-11-21 19:44:12
200 lashes!
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#5 2007-11-22 12:29:17
WilberCuntLicker wrote:
200 lashes!
here ya go.....
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#6 2007-11-22 18:55:23
WilberCuntLicker wrote:
200 lashes!
I believe coke bottle insertion qualifies as sodomy, the penalty for which is death.
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#7 2007-11-22 20:30:28
How come nobody ever gets convicted of gomorry?
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#8 2007-11-22 20:34:58
tojo2000 wrote:
gomorry
Perhaps it is too personal and who should give a rats ass?
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#9 2007-11-22 20:58:55
MSG Tripps wrote:
tojo2000 wrote:
gomorry
Perhaps it is too personal and who should give a rats ass?
Happy Thanksgiving, Dhal!
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#10 2007-11-22 21:03:45
tojo2000 wrote:
Happy Thanksgiving
Right back at you, I just prefer the pagans and that non christian history.
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#11 2007-11-22 22:08:34
tojo2000 wrote:
How come nobody ever gets convicted of gomorry?
I think that would be gomorrary. Or maybe gomorrahny...
Hi _Tripps!
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#12 2007-11-22 22:11:53
Well, hi yourself George Orr.
Last edited by WilberCuntLicker (2007-11-22 22:28:51)
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#13 2007-11-22 22:17:45
There is no longer an edit thing? I missed a . and seemingly it is not possible to correct. What have you shitbirds done?
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#14 2007-11-22 22:32:27
MSG Tripps wrote:
There is no longer an edit thing? I missed a . and seemingly it is not possible to correct.
Nothing's impossible.
MSG Tripps wrote:
What have you shitbirds done?
I agree. People have a right to edit. Hope you'll excuse my small intrusion into your previous post.
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#15 2007-11-22 22:39:27
That's a self portrait, isn't it?
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#16 2007-11-22 22:44:06
Wilbur, you're a pig.
MSG, the techies are working on glitches in the edit function and they are promising to return edit ability ASTFTP (as soon as they finish their pie).
Seriously, they're working on it.
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#17 2007-11-22 22:48:30
George Orr wrote:
ASTFTP
Any ole grouping of letters in a storm, eh?
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#18 2007-11-23 00:12:28
MSG Tripps wrote:
Any ole grouping of letters in a storm, eh?
YBYFAYMSN*
* You bet your fucking ass, you mono-syllabic Neanderthal
Hello, Dhally!
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#19 2007-11-23 00:21:30
The concept may be acronyms, again, so fucking what.
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