#2 2011-01-10 09:10:24
In a bizarre twist, Marmaduke plans to sue the dead man’s estate for child support.
They could counter-sue for rape...
And the picture they chose to use for the story, titled "Dead Man", was none other than John Locke:
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#4 2011-01-10 18:42:45
It would depend on a number of factors, most importantly how long the guy had been dead. Almost always, by the time a body reaches a mortuary, it's far too late for such fun and games. The whole story sounds rather fishy to me.
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#5 2011-01-10 18:45:37
Tall Paul wrote:
It would depend on a number of factors, most importantly how long the guy had been dead. Almost always, by the time a body reaches a mortuary, it's far too late for such fun and games. The whole story sounds rather fishy to me.
Look at some of the other stories on the site...
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#6 2011-01-10 19:05:53
Dmtdust wrote:
Tall Paul wrote:
It would depend on a number of factors, most importantly how long the guy had been dead. Almost always, by the time a body reaches a mortuary, it's far too late for such fun and games. The whole story sounds rather fishy to me.
Look at some of the other stories on the site...
Not before breakfast, thanks.
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#7 2011-01-10 19:52:37
Tall Paul wrote:
Dmtdust wrote:
Tall Paul wrote:
It would depend on a number of factors, most importantly how long the guy had been dead. Almost always, by the time a body reaches a mortuary, it's far too late for such fun and games. The whole story sounds rather fishy to me.
Look at some of the other stories on the site...
Not before breakfast, thanks.
Chicken.
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#8 2011-01-10 20:08:56
Dmtdust wrote:
Tall Paul wrote:
Dmtdust wrote:
Look at some of the other stories on the site...Not before breakfast, thanks.
Chicken.
Toast and tea, usually. Sometimes oatmeal.
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#10 2011-01-11 02:47:15
Tall Paul wrote:
Paul, you know as well as I do that Paula Dean has been hired by the Cardiac Surgeons Union to drum up future business for them!
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#11 2011-01-11 04:30:51
fnord wrote:
Tall Paul wrote:
Paul, you know as well as I do that Paula Dean has been hired by the Cardiac Surgeons Union to drum up future business for them!
True, you've busted me. But then again, coarse and offensive satire is worshiped here, and few things are as coarse and offensive as those recipes. Actually, my favorite breakfast is a home-brewed porter and a joint followed after about 30 minutes by a couple of Griego's green chili burritos.
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